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leprechaun marriage

March 17th St Patrick’s day , when 2 leprechauns/2 short gingers are forced to get married. Only on St Patrick’s they may be married , otherwise the other humans (also known as gremlins) who demand entertainment will destroy them.

“A wise being that goes by Saito (not an inside joke) referred to this event as a“ historical moment “ he claimed that a child would be born with orange skin, and the approximate height of an Oompa Loompa” - don’t let two leprechauns have a child. -
person #1:wow is it March 17th!?
person #2:yep , u know what that means?
ginger #2:please , no.
person #1:ITS LEPRECHAUN WEDDING DAY!!
ginger2:NOOOOOOOOOOO

person #1 : What day is it today?
person #2 : leprechaun marriage.
person #1 : the hell is that?
person #2 : “Beats me, some weird group of children with strange biscuits in they’re mouths told me this”

leprechaun marriage
by Winter 冬 March 13, 2022
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Leprechaun

In the queer, non-monogamous community: a single (or otherwise available) transmasculine person who dates a couple.
So named because they are thought to be the stuff of legends, and when a true Leprechaun is identified, a couple can truly say they have followed a rainbow to a pot of gold!
Etymology: based on "unicorn": a single (or otherwise available) bisexual woman who dates a couple.
"Man, C. REALLY has those leprechaun skills! He is a thoughtful lover who divides his attention well, is self aware, and brings all the fun sex toys! 5 stars!"
by Hethre September 25, 2022
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