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Kieran

Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very good looking, smart, funny, and the best guy ever.
Person: Damn Kieran too good dawg
by Themanwhodontknowsomething January 21, 2022
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Kieran

Kieran is the sexiest guy and his penis is at least 4.7 feet he is so cool and sexy he has a body count of 48 yet he is a virgin and all 48 of those people were killed in an attack containing a lot of arson Kieran is about to face charges on the 19 November 2022. His dick will scare the judge away so he’ll be fine.
Girl 1: omfg is that Kieran he’s so hot and his dick is massive

Girl 2: yes it is omfg he’s going to court soon if he goes to prison I will too he is just too sexy.
by lol master69 December 28, 2021
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Kieran

Some stupid saizeriya loving dickhead that requires jesus to do a checkup on his tastebuds cuz god damn saizeriya is just microwaved food from 7 eleven charged with a premium
You love saizeriya....? You must be the most basic Kieran ever
by SirSavageThe21st December 6, 2021
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Kieran Bateup

he gets mucho pussy, but doesnt talk much and is always super edgy. he always wears a black mask, even when he doesnt need to. he also carries everyone at spanish.
people: oh my god its Kieran bateup
kieran: ......
by #1 Sam bird fan May 10, 2021
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Kieran

A big, sexy boy, with rather bolunctuose blubes, filled with the straightest of spaghetti noodles.
That man over there is quite the Kieran, if you catch my drift.
by ROGER MONTGUMFYTUNKS June 23, 2023
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Kieran

Kieran is friends with that is not extra and Kieran likes to play sports but basketball is his favorite Kieran is down to 1v1 anytime Kieran likes to practice basketball alot
Kieran is a good friend
by Yonoykieran November 23, 2021
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Kieran

Kieran is a Nonce
by LegendMiztic January 6, 2022
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