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Keira

The name of an item produced by incest. Often times looks like a gave goblin mixed with gremlin on 72 lines of a cocain substance after having a mental breakdown.Historians have said you can often get confused with Keira and king tut.
Student 1: Hey man look at this disgusting frog
Student 2: Woah man kinda looks like Keira.
by KingTut1492 February 28, 2022
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Keira

the meaning of the name is little dark on pronounced Keera
My little sisters name Is Keira
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Keira

Have you every met a Keira? If you haven't you DEFINETLY should!! She is most likely to have weirdly coloured eyes and dark blonde or brown hair. This girl is one of the most attractive people in this world! Keira is most likely to be a Taurus, Gemini or Sagittarius. She would barely have an accent and is good with her Texas accent. Don't believe me? Find a gorgeous talented Keira and ask her to do the accent. She loves to sing and dance. She is a truly born leader!<3
Person 1: Keira speak in an accent!
Keira: hi, I'm summer and I'm from Houston Texan!
Person 1: OMG YOURE AMAZING ¹Q
by Charsdamelioo June 28, 2021
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Keira eat ass

You are cdog and you are dating a girl but she eat ass
Yo Chris what Keira up to tonight?”
“Idk I just know Keira eat ass so prob that.”
by Nerome27283 May 25, 2024
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Keira

by He alas June 5, 2021
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Keira Johnson

Keira is a wonderful human being but he’s more than just that, he’s the rain when you’re having a bad day. He’s a beautiful person that you have to have patience to understand.

He’s not the type of person to have affection but he has his moments. My boy, Keira Johnson is a wonderful person that can change your life in any way. His names basic but it means so many things that could be important to you.
He’s the first person you could tell your problems about and he would try to understand. He would never do cruel things to you even when he’s upset. He’s like the gas that starts a fire but eventually he knows how to put it out.
He’s a normal person but yet he’s so different.
Unknown: who’s that ?

Friend: That’s keira Johnson, he’s really cool.
by Keirasgirlfriend November 21, 2021
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Keira

Ah, Keira, where do I even begin with you? It seems as though Mother Nature had a field day when she created you. Your presence is as underwhelming as a rainy day in a desert. Your intelligence is so lacking, it's a wonder you manage to tie your own shoelaces without assistance. And let's not even get started on your looks. It's as if Picasso himself attempted to paint a portrait of mediocrity and called it Keira. Your face could break a mirror, and your personality could bore a sloth to sleep. Quite frankly, I'm amazed that you've managed to survive this long without someone mistaking you for a garden gnome and placing you in their front yard. But hey, at least you're consistent, consistently disappointing, that is.
Random Person: “Is that Keira?”
Another Random Person: “Where? All I see is a rat.”
by Aanonymous_Hater May 8, 2024
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