karate

Often seen as the vanilla ice-cream of the martial arts. People constantly argue that, for example, jiu jitsu or taekwondo are more specialist and therefore better arts.
However, given that karate teaches a wide variety of punches, blocks and kicks, it produces well-balanced competitors.

Chav at sports centre: "urrr..karate kid! Boxin's betterrr"
Me: "No, because boxers can't take your knees out"

by Intricate April 4, 2005

Mario Kart Syndrome

A syndrome that develops in gamers who excessively play the addicting game of Mario Kart with their friends. It's harmless, for the most part. People with this syndrome will begin to hallucinate and daydream. They will start thinking of their entire life as a cartoon-like racing game. Their minds will be haunted by the sound of the "invincible star" music. Some may even start glowing rainbows and start dancing to the music in their heads. They may act jumpy around other people, thinking that at any moment someone will shoot a red koopa shell at them. People with this syndrome also might have the strange habit of collecting banana peels instead of throwing them away after eating their bananas like normal people. When you ask them why, they will almost certainly answer, "For defense against the koopa shells!". Never be caught in a car with a person with Mario Kart Syndrome. They will almost no doubt floor the gas pedal and try to "power slide". They may even laugh like a maniac and say, "You won't beat me this time Luigi!". If you take something that belongs to a person with Mario Kart Syndrome, they'll say, "F---ing Boo stole my item again!" People with Mario Kart Syndrome might also have a strange craving for mushrooms. Lots and lots of mushrooms...

Dad: *playing Mario Kart* Oh yeah! Toad you just got SHELLED!
Daughter: Dad... please... that game's for little kids... You'll get Mario Kart Syndrome at this rate.
Dad: Pfft! That's just a myth.
--Next day--
Dad: *driving his daughter to school and starts flooring the gas pedal and power slides all over the place*
Daughter: DAD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Dad: ...must... defeat... Donkey... Kong...
Daughter: Dad...? Are you alright...? DAD?!
Dad: I'm better than alright... I'm... *the whole car starts glowing rainbows* INVINCIBLE! *takes his hands off the wheel and starts dancing to "invincible star" music that just started playing on the radio*
Daughter: wtf? *the car goes through several other vehicles unharmed, sending each car it runs through flying*
Dad: *throws banana peel out the window* TAKE THAT YOSHI!
Daughter: DAD! LOOK OUT!
Dad: Huh? *invincibility wears off and they crash into a tree*
Daughter: *looks at watch* Great... Now I'm going to be late for school! ...I hope you're happy Dad!
Dad: Aw man... *head hits steering wheel* I got eighth place!

by Wiseguy16 November 27, 2012

Mario Kart:Double Dash

Mario Kart Double Dash is awesome the two people in a sinlge kart was an ingeouus idea and shpws why Nintendo is the Number 1 video game developer. The graphics and sound are great. The controls are awesome. And the level design with the highly interactive enviorments. Ahhh if you haven't played this game you have lived.

Mario Kart Double Dash is in my opinion the best game in the Mario Kart Series and the second best racer ever next to Burnout 3 Takedown.

by Mc Mario December 3, 2004

Karthigan

Karthigan is a boy who is quite energetic. He is able to solve technological problems of all types. He has a big interest with technological devices, you could say. However, when he has to do school work, he is very lazy. He could disturb the class at times, but he's a very respectful, good boy in my opinion. He's got quite a lot of ambitions for his future, which I think are very motivating. He is a very funny person too though. Sometimes this quality can lead himself in the negative location. Basically, I find that he might change his flaws and become a very respectful and inspiring person for others in the future.

You're best friend Kobe Bryant
#Karthigan

by Bryant.Ace December 12, 2020

mario kart 8

the best game on the planet (lol fortnite sucks weewee)

"Yo, what do ya wanna play?"
"Mario kart 8, you mortal"

by mariokart.is.good.game.dont@me November 16, 2019

welfare go-kart

A electric motor scooter usually bought using welfare money by over weight people who should be walking to get rid of the extra pounds instead of riding on one

Did you see that fat ass on the welfare go-kart pulled right out in front of me

by MooseMedic89 October 16, 2010

lark on my go kart

A sick song by asher roth

you can take a palsky
ima take lark on my go kart

by thefiresoflove12 June 13, 2009