by dillerdrengen123 May 10, 2022
Jens-Jakob is the absolute essence of the homosexual population. Where ever he goes, he shall cream every homoerotic person in sight. However, this is not Jens-Jakob's fault. He simply just looks too gay for people to comprehend, so their natural instinct naturally is to ejaculate. He is also a master in the art of drawing dicks, which he attends to every day after breakfast.
Some people call him a madman.
Some people call him a madman.
"Oi! I think I just creamed my bloody pants!"
"Yeah, so did I. Probably because of Jens-Jakob over there."
"Ahh yeah you're right. I'm feeling blasted at the sight of that lad."
"Yeah, so did I. Probably because of Jens-Jakob over there."
"Ahh yeah you're right. I'm feeling blasted at the sight of that lad."
by yallahhanees May 14, 2019
by SimpThePimp August 30, 2017
Jakob Brown is a very loving guy. He is very shy but when you get to know him he is very funny and you will adore him. He is very hot and attractive any girl would want him. He is sporty and he love fishing and motorbike riding. If he is your boyfriend he will be there for you no matter what. If you meet a Jakob brown get him before any other girl does.
by Tay_is_the_bomb1234 October 27, 2018
A league semi pro, that was born in 1999, is above 169 cm and weights less than 50 kg of flesh and bone, no fat he a skinny boi. Has a Mexican gf that teaches toddlers to speak englando or some shit like that. In the league community he used to be a toxic yasuo/zed player that would blame everyone for being bad, but now he has changed his ways, and is playing chogath top or the infamous "Mads costplay" strategy, witch basically is picking garen top and running it down while screaming at the top of your lungs "MADS COSTPLAY".
Jens:Jakob Jørgerenseren you suck LOL!
Everts: Here Jakob Jørgerenseren a peace offering, plz no flame!
Everts: Here Jakob Jørgerenseren a peace offering, plz no flame!
by Cartoon COON October 26, 2018
A league semi pro, that was born in 1999, is above 169 cm and weights less than 50 kg of flesh and bone, no fat he a skinny boi. Has a Mexican gf that teaches toddlers to speak englando or some shit like that. In the league community he used to be a toxic yasuo/zed player that would blame everyone for being bad, but now he has changed his ways, and is playing chogath top or the infamous "Mads costplay" strategy, witch basically is picking garen top and running it down while screaming at the top of your lungs "MADS COSTPLAY".
Jens:Jakob Jørgerenseren you suck LOL!
Everts: Here Jakob Jørgerenseren a peace offering, plz no flame!
Everts: Here Jakob Jørgerenseren a peace offering, plz no flame!
by Cartoon COON October 26, 2018
Any person with this name is automatically the best person you will ever meet. He's nice, kind, sweet, and pretty cute. It takes him a while to decide if he likes you and if he does, then he'll keep that person for a while. So you guys better back off him!
Person 1; Omg is that Jakob Mott???
Person 2; Omg it is! He looked at me one time and smiled!
Person 1; But he's dating that girl :(
Person 2; Dang! he'll probably be with her for a while
Person 1; Yep, because he's loyal.
Person 2; Omg it is! He looked at me one time and smiled!
Person 1; But he's dating that girl :(
Person 2; Dang! he'll probably be with her for a while
Person 1; Yep, because he's loyal.
by OOMPALOOMPA_LORD November 08, 2019