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IB

This is a program that was created for the sole purpose of torturing children, by encouraging them to chose and enrol in this lengthy, annoying, sole sucking program, AKA hell. The pain that IB Students go through is self inflicted, and is a consequence of poor decision making. IB teaches students the precious art of bullshitting their way through 7, 2000 word essays on subjects like Maths and Biology, and a 4000 word essay.

Overall the IB is an unnecessary program, that was made to make teenagers question their life choices and also life as a whole, which ironically is also the aim of TOK.
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"The reason my social life is pretty much non-existent is due to the IB, cause the only interaction that I have is with my EE, IA, CAS and TOK."
by IB destroyed my life October 29, 2020
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ibe

a man that takes care of his women and does whatever he has to do for his family and he very very very sexy
"ibe is my MAN"
by smellystinkywhore December 16, 2023
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Ibe effect

A phenomenon where an individual or group of clean, innocent, and pure individuals begin to rapidly make bad decisions with their lives due to an Ibe. They engage in activities such as sex, drugs, and alcohol after spending time with an Ibe, almost as if influenced by a contagious virus. The life of someone who has suffered from the Ibe Effect will tremendously decline and never be the same. Coming back from this depressing experience will take much time and extreme patience. It may seem impossible but you can and will survive. Use protection to avoid infection.
Person 1- “That boy Laith been mad different after his trip to Duke.”

Person 2- “"He been hanging with that one Egyptian guy that wants to be black a lot"

Person 3- “It’s the Ibe effect.”
by Ava Haddad October 10, 2024
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IB

Person 1: "You see these people?"
Person 2: "Yeah, What about them?"
Person 1: "They're so IB"

Person 2: "Yeah I know right."
by Artinärcool December 19, 2016
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IBS

IRRITABLE BITCH SYNDROME: SYNDROME IN WHICH PERSON EXPERIENCES HIGH LEVELS OF BITCHINESS WHEN HE/SHE DOES NOT GET HIS/HER WAY. LASTING ANYWHERE FROM 2HRS TO 2WEEKS. ALSO MIGHT EXPERIENCE THE SUDDEN URGE TO PUNCH BABIES AND THE ELDERLY.

ONLY MEDICATION AVAILABLE IS IBS SUPPOSITORIES
MY COWORKER IN THE SERVICE DRIVE SAYS HE LOVES TAKING IBS MEDICATION.
by STUFFER April 25, 2019
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-ib

-ib is a prefix that means opposite
-ib + (name) = opposite of the name
by Labowski_Pro March 10, 2022
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IB Rizz

Definition: The ability of an IB student to pull another IB student and rizz them up.
Example: Despite being the nerd of the class, Harry had that IB rizz.
by haghani May 5, 2024
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