Hedgehog Love

A kind of love in which neither person can truly love the other, without hurting them first.

I love reading about the hedgehog love trope.

by MPMRHATB December 27, 2021

Vegie Hedgey

The act of a vegetarian giving a head job.

man michael got a vegie hedgey off jade!

by jkjkjkjk121 October 20, 2010

wet hedgehog

When the guy or girls pubic hair gets covered in jizz after a guy cums out

Yo, I gave that girl a wet hedgehog after going at it all night

by flying_spidereggs July 19, 2015

Floating Hedgehog

When you stick your penis in someones alcohol drink and they don't know.

I gave her a floating hedgehog in her wine.

by BigToeGhost March 8, 2020

professor hidgens

A character of the Hatchetfield universe, making his first appearance in Starkid's 2018 "The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals". As of 2021 he has also made appearances in episodes 1 and 2 of Nightmare Time and is mentioned briefly in Black Friday. He is played by Robert Manion

person 1: mannnn, that professor hidgens tho
person 2: fucking pardon?

by jackaloped February 1, 2021

professor hidgens

a king, according to ted spanoffski

(played by robert manion)

person 1: who's your favourite character from tgwdlm?
person 2: definitely professor hidgens!

by whatthefuckdidijustaccomplish April 21, 2021

That's my hedge

A phrase that Philip Schofield put on twitter, was mentioned in the chris moyels show, and has recently become a national crazy.

"Hey dude, you played brilliantly!"
"Well, that's my hedge."

by dotlukas February 7, 2009