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Holden

The realist motherfucker you'll ever meet.
He is a funny down to earth stoner and can pull like no one's business.
He is 6ft tall with a giant penis.
Holden is him
Holden is that guy
Get used to it
by The real Joe Gatto October 14, 2022
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Holden

Leo kumar: Omg that guys fat and really hot
Anson: I know thats Holden!
by Shrimp247 February 10, 2022
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Holden

Holden is the kindest, funniest, and hottest man around. Holden is the shortest guy that pulls the hottest and tallest girls. Holden is the type of guy to date older women, he also likes taller women. Holden is very country, and probably has a country accent, wears boots all the time and drinks beer ALL THE TIME. Holden is rich.
Did yo guys see Holden in his new truck this morning??
by holden_b February 13, 2022
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Madison holden

madison holden is a great and awesome friend that is a great listener and just a really nice person
my friend is madison holden she is really nice and cool
by Insanitybzv2 May 3, 2021
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Holden Janzen

Holden Janzen is the kind of person that could literally kill someone with obnoxiousness. They tend to migrate south and overstay their welcome. They act as a pest to other people their age who are actually above 100 pounds. However, almost all of their actions are laughable so this slightly dampens the fact that they are overwhelming damaging the mental and emotional stability of the people forced to be around them daily. Also suck at running.
I bet that new Holden Janzen kid is a big buckeyes fan.

I really feel like Holden Janzen can win this race...sike you thought boy!
by Thorin the Dog March 31, 2019
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Holden

Jarry: Yo it's Holden!
Shaniqua: omg he literally has such a big dong.
by Holdengoons69 December 10, 2023
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