by Camocrazzy June 15, 2017

by Peebus January 17, 2017

A person who can never anything right. They always seem to screw things up no matter how simple their task is.
by ninjamiss13 April 13, 2015

A hickey that was left on your genitals after long periods of sex. This usually results in boils and blisters, but lets not mention that.
by Fi5h1fishy July 12, 2014

Reference to the NBC show "My Name is Earl "
The main character Earl Hickey has a habit of blinking in all photos. He appears in every photo with his eyes closed.
When A person Blinks as a photo is being taken / has their eyes closed in a photo - this is an Earl Hickey Moment.
The main character Earl Hickey has a habit of blinking in all photos. He appears in every photo with his eyes closed.
When A person Blinks as a photo is being taken / has their eyes closed in a photo - this is an Earl Hickey Moment.
Cashier : " May I see your Drivers License?"
Customer : " Oh, it's a horrible picture , I had an Earl Hickey moment."
Customer : " Oh, it's a horrible picture , I had an Earl Hickey moment."
by TheGeneralissimo December 24, 2009

When an irishman gets so drunk he mistakes your bum for your neck.
Not to be confused with Big-ass hickey.
Not to be confused with Big-ass hickey.
Jordan was so shocked by the sight of the damage Connor's mouth did to Julia's left ass cheek that she exclaimed, "Julia, why would you let him give you such a BIG ASS HICKEY?!"
by ThunderBuddies4LIFE696969 September 5, 2012

when one person, typically female, dominates the facebook wall of her significant other in order to leave her mark on that person and keep other potential love interests from pursuing him. similar to the logic behind a person, typically male, giving a significant other a hickey.
she posts an inside joke on his wall, followed by a heart, every 4 hours. clearly she's giving him a facebook wall hickey.
by ilovecollege318 June 3, 2011
