sharland's goodie

when you or someone else burns your balls with a cigarette

dude i was so wasted i gave myself a sharland's goodie

by dort in a pang June 24, 2017

woodies goodies

(N.) The genitalia of an old fashioned, wooden doll (Adj.) A small penis

She asked me how big my dick was, and I said seven inches. She said, "You're lying. I bet you've got woodies goodies".

by Dankmemetrash666 May 1, 2016

Goody two shoes

Someone who runs to their mother over shit they started ever since they were a little kid, since people don't change.

The goody two shoes looked like an angel in her mother's eyes only. She had a face only a mother could love (as her own father said of her when she was a young kid, in his words, and I quote).

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

Goody Two-Shoes

It's what Kageyama is as a setter

Atsumu:you're a Goody Two-Shoes

by Haikyuu is life December 20, 2020

Goody two shoes

Expecting every team or player that every cheated in baseball to get punished, penalized, or banned is like expecting every politician that ever lied to get executed for treason, it isn't realistic, and it's what a silly person that got their hands on power would try to do, encourage people to report on each other for breaking/violating rules. The same kind of kid that ran to their mommy and told her every rule their sibling ever broke while not seeing their own double standards or reporting them to anybody. Somebody that wants to discredit any team they weren't rooting for by changing the rules and game entirely when they fail at their own game. It's already their game, it's already thrown and rigged in their favor always, they should always win, and there is no excuse when they don't.

The goody two shoes that can be expected to follow the rules exactly is the one that makes life difficult for anybody that is human and not a machine like him/her.

Bach von Hitler ran to her mother about her student not doing all the work she assigned him because it violated her bullshit policies and procedures.

by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021

Goodies

Irish slang for trainers

Nice wee goodies

by Emmamae11 August 13, 2021

Highlighted Goodies

The Pale Parts (Breasts, Bum and Pussy) of the bikini Tan Lines.

The Objects of Sexual attraction are generally lighter then the tanned skin around them.

Making them "highlighted" and stand out.

The Girls in the Shower after Gym Class, teased Sara over her Tan lines, She just replied that they jealous of her Highlighted Goodies.

Guys would Irritate Web Cam girls over their Tan Lines, and she would respond that real Men pay to see her Highlighted Goodies

by DaBluFoxXx June 28, 2013