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goat

-a fag or someone who is gay
-someone who is really annoying and needs to go fall off a cliff
-This term is not a complement but infact and insult, i.e you do not want to be called a goat.
-to make this statement worse you may want to add "mountain goat", this makes you even gayer than a goat
"Jeez, you are the biggest goat I have ever met! You need to go eat some shit."
by compliments of KS/AP March 10, 2005
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goat

The act of one tAkin their right/left hand and puching their penis and SACK behind the ass. Generaly done by people with streatchy sacks. Quite painful, but ohhhh so delicious and enjoyable!!!!!!
12 year old boy: My mommy caught me preforming a goat underneath the kitchen sink (with nothin on except lube and socks on).
Therapist that dosnt care: i seem to understand that ur uncle danny tought you this not so beautiful thing (therapist says under breath* lie).
by majoe January 23, 2011
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Goated

Banged by a Goat, or penetrated a Goat usually with one's head
Cory just goated that goat!
by Ryan December 19, 2004
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Goat

To put your testicles in between the back of your thighs and bend over exposing the Goat
by Pandathrower December 20, 2009
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goat

A goat is a domestic animal
by The Hungry Cat December 23, 2022
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goat

Appart from the animal goat,nowadays teens us it as a slang which means: greatest of all times.Usually used by soundcloud rappers who think they are funny or being deep or sth.It is also used with the goat emoji as sarcasm but anyways it sucks.Dont use it!
A random jackass on his friend's insta post: Goat🐐🐐🐐
A soundcloud rapper on his other fake account commenting on his own song with 20 views: Goatttt🐐🐐🔥
by just me ^^ February 2, 2020
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