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greasy baseball

When you marinate your cock in a greasy pool of your own masculine semen and violently molly wop your whore. If you have a French tickler, this method of pleasure is referred to as a greasy curve ball.
"Make me a sandwich bitch or I'll hit you the the greasy baseball!"
by Dirty Walter & The Boys April 11, 2017
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greasy neck tour

The hood tour a chain makes when it gets snatched off your favorite rapper. The chain (on average) touches about 8 goon necks and appears in 5 instagram lives before being sold or returned to the rapper.
YBN Almighty Jay thought he was safe in the trenches, now his chain is going on a greasy neck tour.
by Mu_fr February 13, 2021
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Child Grease

-A restaurant term.
-The thin layer of grease like substance that remains after a family sits at a table at a restaurant. Even if nothing was spilled or otherwise not normal. But remains non the less
"Aww man, I just cleaned table 42 and their was a harsh layer of child grease on it!"
by djdefjam89 June 3, 2009
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big greasy

a nikname for an overweight person.
by justin l lewis March 5, 2016
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ya greasy dog

by harrison pusse eater October 21, 2020
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jack-grease

(noun) Like the name suggests, the term is just a quick slang word duo referencing lubricating jelly incorporated into a one person sexual experience. It's attributes/positives are many, and its negatives are almost non-existent (unless you're some kind of crybaby bitch. When spit/saliva just won't cut it during such an experience, jack-grease has got you ensuring the user will not inflict any wounds on their person from the friction, the sensory sensations replicate the moist surroundings of an actual vagina (minus all the fuckin' bullshit), though up to the user themself the lubrication itself will provide the option and assist in an increase in speed, and priced around a couple of dollars per each sizeable tube jack-grease is affordable for anyone.
Nikkie and Jordy were college roommates and both were troublemaking perverts. However Jordy had superior communication and interpersonal skills while Nikki had nearly none. Nikki caught Jordy gone to a class he usually never attended and he saw his chance to rub one out. Pulling open the bottom drawer of his bureau he saw two new tubes of jack-grease sitting atop his stack of fuckbooks. Quicking remembering a day last week, Nikki recalled he had given Jordy a few dollars to pick them up for him on a trip to Wal-Mart.
by Nikki Stixx June 26, 2021
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Alabama grease gun race

At the end of Alabama family reunion, all the males form a circle jerk and ejaculate into a single cup. The cup is then emptied into a grease gun, and the youngest male is then to artificially inseminate the oldest female, therefore initiating him into the family tradition.

The winner of the race is the male who's sperm impregnated the female, therefore concluding the Alabama grease gun race.
"Congratulations cletus on winning the Alabama grease gun race."
by Alabamian Freedom fighter July 29, 2021
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