A “frosted sunrise” is when someone is cream pied after oral sex in the morning. Often after just waking up, or having woken up to oral sex being preformed on you.
by BBLIZZ June 20, 2018
Get the Frosted Sunrisemug. Brown style Ale brewed and bottled by Frosty Balls Brewery located in Chico, California. frosty beer brewery balls drink
by FrostyBB April 16, 2010
Get the Brown Frostmug. "I wanna frost your danish!" or "prepare to have your danish frosted" or "my frosted danish feels gooooddd"
by cholrus March 11, 2010
Get the frosted danishmug. by Ninja Dancer March 18, 2009
Get the Frost Heavesmug. by monkeyjuice4824 August 25, 2008
Get the frost detectorsmug. When a desperate man proceedes to have sexual intercourse with a snowman or snowwoman. His dick becomes frosted and numb to lose feeling and even pleasure.
Rodger:"yo dave did u hear about Eric?"
Dave:" What that the poor ugly basterd cant get any poon"
Rodger:"besides that since he was too poor to buy a sex doll he enter the back door of little jacobs frosty snowman last night, now he has some dick frost.
Dave: WTF! he shoulda just waited for the mud puddle.
Dave:" What that the poor ugly basterd cant get any poon"
Rodger:"besides that since he was too poor to buy a sex doll he enter the back door of little jacobs frosty snowman last night, now he has some dick frost.
Dave: WTF! he shoulda just waited for the mud puddle.
by Dike Mink March 31, 2008
Get the Dick Frostmug. A sexual event. This is something that can only happen when three instances are correct:
- You must be having sex doggy-style.
- You must be wearing a condom.
- You must be having sex with someone you hate, as this will ensure that you never have sex with them again.
During sex, the object is to pull out very quickly and slather Icy Hot on your penis (this is why wearing a condom is essential). Then, re-insert and after a moment scream, "FROST SHOCK!" while making some sort of epically awesome hand gesture. Then, of course, you run.
- You must be having sex doggy-style.
- You must be wearing a condom.
- You must be having sex with someone you hate, as this will ensure that you never have sex with them again.
During sex, the object is to pull out very quickly and slather Icy Hot on your penis (this is why wearing a condom is essential). Then, re-insert and after a moment scream, "FROST SHOCK!" while making some sort of epically awesome hand gesture. Then, of course, you run.
"Man, I was fucking Sasquatch last night and I gave her the Frost Shock. Maybe now the bitch won't call me any more."
"Can you believe it? I got a Frost Shock! I didn't think I'd ever walk right again!"
"Can you believe it? I got a Frost Shock! I didn't think I'd ever walk right again!"
by HLY_SHFT June 17, 2009
Get the Frost Shockmug.