Penn Freshman

Uptight conforming overachiever from a wealthy family who attends the school only for prestige and almost certainly plans to major in business.
Synonym: Holton Senior.

Half of the Penn Freshman class is from Holton-Arms!

by TIME November 24, 2003

freshman sway

A special dance, similar to grinding, that all the insecure freshies do at dances. The girl is in the front and the guy is in the back, both moving quickly (or slowly, depending on the tempo) from side to side. Maybe someone should teach the little freshmen how to dance...

Boy: Hey, do you want to dance?
Girl: Yeah, sure...
*awkward freshman sway*

by dancexpert November 21, 2009

Thicc Freshman

A 14 or 15 year old girl who was lucky enough to have good ass genetics. Whenever she wears anything along the lines of tight pants, middle school boys watch and bust a nut in their pants while high school boys (mainly seniors) try to smash. Then said thicc freshman comes out as lesbian. When that happens, everyone is on the side lines, bustin nuts.

"DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN, THATS A THICC FRESHMAN GEOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"- Geoff's conscientious.

by liljoshee64 April 26, 2019

Freshman Pump

The one kid in every freshman class that gets so drunk, that they have to get their stomach pumped.

the party got so out of control last night that John had to go to the hospital. Looks like the freshman pump has been chosen.

by The Smelly Souce October 23, 2017

freshman savage

Noun
Freshmen that are in either High School or College that are lit, cool, or rad.

Wow that freshman savage is doing the dab!

by Freashman Savages February 4, 2019

freshman fluff

The small and/or hard to see facial/armpit/body/other hair on a male freshman that is often a source of mockery for them. The facial hair consists of only a light moustache with nothing else, and is generally very hard to see. The armpit and bodily hair is often only mentioned/seen in lockers rooms when the freshman is on a jv/varsity sport, and will make him the butt of jokes for the remainder of the season.

One senior to another in the halls:
"Get a load of that freshman fluff over there, does that kid even shave?"

In the lockeroom after football practice, Joe(a senior) says to Larry (a freshman):
"That's some nice freshman fluff armpit hair you've got there"

by alfaveetagamma September 5, 2014

Freshman Shitties

When a college freshman who lives in the crappiest residence halls, otherwise known as petri dishes, is sick and just generally feels like complete shit for most of their first semester of college.

I got the freshman shitties BAD.

by Fancie(: November 19, 2014