the act of taking a French artifact (preferably a small replica of the eifel tower) and proceed to shove into an oraphis such as a vagina or sphinkter. as this takes place you place shit in your hand and engage in a mustache placing such as a sterotypical french mustache on thier upper lip. then after this takes place proceed to make your lover say "bon appitete" or "bonjour".
My girlfriend did not know much about Europe so i Decided to give her the tour of France.
by Dyelawn October 16, 2008
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A small town in north western Ontario, there’s fuck all to do there except cruise around town and get coffee from timmies. The most exciting event is the bass tournament which is basically a week we’re everyone fishes or gets drunk
“Your going to fort frances for the week? Why, there’s nothing to do there.”
by Sgirl1 September 3, 2018
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Jen (See Jennish) is the designated King of France, Neo-France specifically (see Neo-France) married to Alia (see Queen of France)
Jen: I am teh King of France. *Sex0rz Alia*
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A sexual act shared between a man and woman. When oral copulation is occurring and the male is about to climax the female simply gives a quick, firm and hard punch straight to the balls. Similar to a donkey punch but given by the female. Proper execution of the Frances Punch involves a slight upper cut so the male doesn't see it coming.
"Oh Baby I'm about to Cum"
Insert a qucik uppercut punch to the balls and the Frances Punch is complete.
by Frances Punch March 19, 2007
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The act of putting one finger up the 'pink' and the other the 'stink' and pressing them together so that all that is dividing them is a thin wall.
Reminiscent of the time when the Channel Tunnel was nearly completed and the English engineers 'touched hands' with the French engineers behind the rock.
It got rather kinky last night with my wife Barbara. I was touching France while we embraced and she was putty in my hands.
by Lucifer Corn Beef September 19, 2008
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