homographic memory

an ability possessed by the gay best friend to remember every outfit you own, and shame you for the

"when interviewing a new gay best friend, it is a good idea to ask around about his homographic memory average, to keep the necessary emotional friction"

by JellyD October 23, 2013

Fake Memories

When somebody tries to tell you a story or memory from the past but they change what happened, usually to favor them.

Nima: Rememebr when i beat you in smash?

Mikey: No I beat you and Navid
Navid: You got Fake Memories Mikey

by WinstonisChink March 27, 2019

memory drag

A person memory drags 3 to 4 bad ideas before it finds the one good. This happens with age. My dad used to have great ideas. Now he's dumb as fuck!

I will come up with a good idea tomorrow after my memory drags for the rest of the day.

by QJO July 13, 2017

Hollow memory

A memory of something that is barely memorable but still residual enough in memory for one to have a vague memory of that memory.

I have a hollow memory of a dog from years ago.

by Ben El July 11, 2016

Memory Wanking

When you're horny as fuck and you don't have time to pull up any porn, so you just have to remember some porn you once watched

Beau: 'You took a while in there.'
Lachlan: 'Yeah I was memory wanking!'
Beau: 'Fuckin legend'

by Your Local Perth Guide July 20, 2021

Memory Bug

A cleverly planted phrase, statement, and or question that causes a girl to think about you almost constantly until she can only love you uncontrolabley.

Hey babe, dump your boyfriend and be with me because I'm better in everyway.

Hey girl, Can I interest you in me?

I love your.....everything.

The above are examples of Memory bugs.

by Jacob Forquer May 06, 2008

memory cramp

When a stimuli triggers memories causing intense feelings that may appear to be associated with shame or regret; very painful, but of a mental kind, they may be so short that one cannot comprehend the memory.

Seemingly to be a side effect of stimulants.

I think I found a scientific term for this once, but I don't remember it.

When I'm with others and clench my fist or make a squeak, I don't have to lie anymore, I can honestly say "just a memory cramp"

by chellix January 01, 2013