fiesta en mi pantalones

there is a party in my pants
(used by guys when they have erections)
less ackward than saying: i have an erection

Guy 1- OMG there is a fiesta en mi pantalones everytime I see her!
Guy 2- I know, same.
Guy 1- Hey! she's my girlfriend!

by tomboy.brainiac November 30, 2010

FirstAidanKit

Bingus Lover

FirstAidanKit is a Bingus Lover

by Shikuo September 3, 2021

Beef Fiesta

A group or party almost completely composed of men. A beef fiesta has more men present than a sausage fest. Those unfortunate men who end up at a beef fiesta end up feeling violated and go into shock after exposure to the unholy and massive amounts of wiener present at a beef fiesta.

Alex - Dude, I almost went to that shady party down in the valley. I heard it was a total beef fiesta!
John - Man, I bet you're glad you didn't go.
Alex - Hell yeah.

by twiddleurthumbs January 5, 2012

Black Bean Fiesta

The act of defecating on a female while simultaneously ejaculating on to her.

When your frat boy buddy tells you, "Dude, I was so wasted last night, while that girl was blowing me, I accidentally gave her a black bean fiesta."

by PensiveGoose July 6, 2010

dingleberry fiesta

1. (noun) The result of toilet paper (usually of inferior quality) disintegrating in one's rectal cavity, which inevitably induces the retention of fecal matter terminating in a condition known as dingle berries, or a failed attempt to clean the anus after defecation.

2. (proper noun) Dingleberry Fiesta, A potential trademark which could be used as a brand name for inexpensive toilet paper products.

3. (verb phrase) To throw a dingleberry fiesta.

It looks like this Dingleberry Fiesta brand t.p. had a party in my backyard, took a dump in the pool and left without cleaning up the exploded piñata pieces.

by roberto el gringo March 6, 2009

Fistage

adj. slang
1.Total domination.
2.When someone receives a fist in the anus and thrusts in and out.

"We sure beat that team, it was total fistage"
"The gay man was aroused at the thought of fistage"

by Andrew Wong January 22, 2004

fistake

From the words fucking and mistake, the word fistake means when a guy/girl has sexual intercourse with another guy/girl when they are drunk. The next morning when they realize who they just slept with they realize the just made a fistake.

Kelsey was drunk and fucked Nate, in the morning when she came to it, she realized how big of a fistake she had just made.

by imadeafistake March 30, 2010