Fernando Sigmalonso

Fernando Sigmalonso, A man who has claimed the highest of achievements and recognition from Formula One, Women, and Men Alike. He is the man who Started off carrying the entire Aston Martin team on his back in 2023 and continues to be the biggest fear of East Asian lizards and Lewis Hamilton (#TeamLHIntensifies).
C: OMG! Look at that beautiful Spanish driver carrying the Aston Martin Aramco Formula One Team on his back and being a general Chad!

A: Oh!? You must be talking about

Fernando Sigmalonso!
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To betray one’s squad in Call of Duty MW2 DMZ mode
Wow, that operator really did a Fernando on us
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A retard and a menace stay far away
He just killed your dog he’s such a Fernando
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A really weird and edgy Native American you never realized how much you wanted to have sex with!
Man, that Fernando just drew a swastika!
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fernando has the most beautiful brown eyes and smile, he lits up a room. he has a beautiful heart but it’s hard to get in there. he’s a simp for annia and she is too lol. he’s the most supporting, caring, weird, loving, unique person you’ll ever meet.
girl: oh who’s annia with

girl 2: probably a fernando
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A Venezuelan or Mexican kid that’s really funny and hot he knows how to cheer you up. He eats pussy for breakfast lunch and dinner fuck it even a snack.

He will rock your world in every way possible.

He might be a pussy slayer but when he finds the one he’s staying with her.

He is also very funny and caring.
*Girl 1* Omg this rlly cute guy asked me to prom he was so majestic and dreamy I didn’t get his name though ;(

*Girl 2* Dont worry girl he was definitely a Fernando

Example 2

*Omg i lost my virginity to Fernando he may be 5ft 4 but he has 6 extra inches somewhere else*
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