Frosted Joe

Ordering a Wendy's Frosty, then giving a man a blowjob whilst having the frosty in your mouth.

I gave Gary a Frosted Joe in the Walmart Parking lot right next to the new Wendys.

by HomoSnail September 20, 2016

frosted danish

danish=vagina. frost=semen. nuff said

"I wanna frost your danish!" or "prepare to have your danish frosted" or "my frosted danish feels gooooddd"

by cholrus March 11, 2010

frosted pancake

A term to describe ejaculating on a woman's chest while she is laying on her back (tits are the pancakes, cum is the frosting).

Quoted in the Steel Panther track "You're beautiful when you don't talk" - "..so it's one more frosted pancake, and I'll be on my way..".

by Drumming_fool April 21, 2016

Frost Heaves

A woman's breasts that are nipping out; a woman's cold tits.

Man, did you see Rachel's frost heaves today, it looked like she was smuggling two baby carrots.

by Ninja Dancer March 18, 2009

frost detectors

a womans nipples

Hey man, look at Christa's frost detectors, they could poke an eye out!

by monkeyjuice4824 August 25, 2008

Dick Frost

When a desperate man proceedes to have sexual intercourse with a snowman or snowwoman. His dick becomes frosted and numb to lose feeling and even pleasure.

Rodger:"yo dave did u hear about Eric?"
Dave:" What that the poor ugly basterd cant get any poon"
Rodger:"besides that since he was too poor to buy a sex doll he enter the back door of little jacobs frosty snowman last night, now he has some dick frost.
Dave: WTF! he shoulda just waited for the mud puddle.

by Dike Mink March 31, 2008

Frost Shock

A sexual event. This is something that can only happen when three instances are correct:

- You must be having sex doggy-style.
- You must be wearing a condom.
- You must be having sex with someone you hate, as this will ensure that you never have sex with them again.

During sex, the object is to pull out very quickly and slather Icy Hot on your penis (this is why wearing a condom is essential). Then, re-insert and after a moment scream, "FROST SHOCK!" while making some sort of epically awesome hand gesture. Then, of course, you run.

"Man, I was fucking Sasquatch last night and I gave her the Frost Shock. Maybe now the bitch won't call me any more."

"Can you believe it? I got a Frost Shock! I didn't think I'd ever walk right again!"

by HLY_SHFT June 17, 2009