Federal Shitbox

A mail truck, generally an LLV or FFV. For those who work with them, they are absolute shitboxes. As they are federal vehicles, government money is the solution to all the problems of the Federal Shitbox unless the frame is bent.

Features of the Federal Shitbox include (but are not limited to):
-at least two bald tires
-fucked up alignment

-rear door jammed in the up or down position
-differential fluid leak
-oil leak
-coolant leak
-fire
-half a bumper missing

-exhaust leak
-excessive vibration of everything

-dashboard fan broke
-squeaky timing belt
-various dents in weird places

Waiting for my package to arrive and the carrier pulls up in the Federal Shitbox.

by beansandtoads8 August 13, 2023

Virgoæn Federation

The Virgoæn Federation originated on the planet Virgo. Their species is Virganese and are very smart and immune to disease. The Virgoæn Federation plays a major role in the Andromeda Alliance and is big time friends with the CL Empire.

The Virgoæn Federation has the best economy I've seen yet!

by Gottüberallesπ April 1, 2021

Federal blue

A dark shade of blue, typically worn by police. this word was officially named by a triangle schmuck called Aj Shabeel

Friend 1: Hey, what's your favourite colour?
Friend 2: Federal blue
Friend 1 : wtf r u on rn ts aint a colour u js made it up
Friend 2 :sybau

by anonymous August 7, 2025

federally

A snitch

Bob is a federally because he ratted me out to the cops.

by AJMF December 27, 2020

FEDERAL DEFICIT WINDSHE'LL WIPER

Within "THIS PHRASEOLOGY" is a $10 TRILLIONAIRE this year.

It has to be the YELLEN holler of the GOVERNMENT hearing that echo that CRYPTOCURRENCY BRACKET has just passed the FEDERAL DEFICIT WINDSHE'LL WIPER TWENTY times over and is forecast to be greater than ONE G00G0L within less than negative six PEDOPHILE YEARS as TRUMP JR. IS RIGHT as OPERATION PR260 someone is out there MANDATORY PISS DRINKING and giving SKITTLES to some PEDOPHILE ADD on FECESBOOK plus as an ENVOY ESPIONAGE TO PUTIN PROVER and not only that BIDEN is forming now THE THINK BINDER and an all out BOYCOTT on PUT OPTIONS IS IN big time so don't throw any CHRISt SHORT PITCHES BROKERS whoever wants to sit on this BROWN MARMORATED STINK BUG as the SHE SUN GOD NOT is PALE ALT back for a drink at STANFORD MOTEL as a PARADOX in MEN LOW PARK and that be DR DYLAN ANAL O'CONNOR ALAN those PEDOPHILES as warning stay out of SANTA CLARA UNIVERSITY as it takes too long to get there as can they come together in HEAT AT SHE RA TON as DR too smart too waste in STEEL BARS as MICHAEL BOLTON knows this.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 9, 2022

federally

A snitch

Bob is a federally because he ratted me out to the cops.

by AJMF December 27, 2020

Federal state viral respiratory infection

A virus with the characteristics of being (a) fake as your mother in laws tiddys (b) as big as the mask it will take to cover Derek's triple chins and nose at the same time deeming it effective and (c) as contagious as Wade's bullshit

Derek has federal state viral respiratory infection (fsvri), at least his imagination works- too bad he doesn't.

by 69kisses January 5, 2020