Elon

The unconventional unit of measurement for the length of a penis, originating from the tailbone. Often used humorously or metaphorically to discuss size.

I always use the elon measurement to impress people on the internet.

by Stansthedog November 26, 2023

Elon Musk

A Nazi shit head working with a walking orange

nobody like Elon Musk anymore

by Gay_Man_Stan March 30, 2025

Elon's Right Eye

Had a bruise on it.... And the back of Trump's right hand... Did Elon get bitchslapped for being Mental-Ree Lon-Tarded? Trump's a retard abuser too! Leave Ree-lon alone!!!

Hym "Weird that Trumps right hand has a bruise on it right after Ree-lon mysteriously got a black eye. Remember that? Elon's right eye got busted right before he left Doge? Oooooooo! Somebody got bitch slapped for fucking up! I wonder what he did 🤔"

by Hym Iam October 6, 2025

Elon Musk

The ceo of SpaceX and a guy that smokes weed.

"Do you know Elon Musk?" - Someone who knows about spacex
"The guy who smokes weed?" - Me

by A guy that is useless June 8, 2020

elon musk boobs

big

elon musk boobs humongs

by urlocalist_plugster March 29, 2025

Elon Musk

Elon Musk means that even though you're autistic, people still take you seriously, and you can do no wrong even though you've lost a lot of money.

Elon Musk runs 3 companies — but what does he actually do all day?

by Shadowhawk95 November 23, 2022

elon musked

When an intoxicated driver uses Tesla Autopilot to get them to their destination (usually home after a long night of drinking)

Angus was drunk and didn't have a ride home from Chris', so he elon musked his way back.

by Adam The Spectr3 July 15, 2022