by Eric Desautel November 24, 2007
Biggest retard ever but you will learn to love him...eventually. He enjoys watching show such as "Brothers&Sisters" and has a soft and sensitive side that he usually only shows to girls that he goes out with. Most girls like him because he is funny, sweet and cute. He also always seems to smell good. He can be a great boyfriend when he tries to be. Mostly he is an asstard but once you get inside his heart he softens up and cozys up to u. Terribly afraid of caterpillars and loves dogs.
Girl 1: What is that guy doing running around with no shirt on?
Girl 2: Oh, he is Eric. He thought he had a caterpillar on his shoulder
Girl 3: Well i don't care what his reason is as long as he keeps running around shirtless...yum...
Girl 2: Oh, he is Eric. He thought he had a caterpillar on his shoulder
Girl 3: Well i don't care what his reason is as long as he keeps running around shirtless...yum...
by whalleeeeeeee =D December 22, 2009
A lame ass man that can't get shit together if his life depended on it. His poor manners, tasteless clothes, and bad hygiene are his most notable attributes. Women might want to know him at first, but as soon as they get to know him, they RUN for the hills! He acts shy and sweet, but can be a real pain in the ass. Hell he likes it in the ass too! He might ask you on a second date, but he will most likely stick with the bill like the 1st date! Erics are usually short, bald, annoying, clingy, broke, and have notorious bad breath. They're moody, stupid, classless, hating, and often rant on social media about pointless bitchy things. Eric's are tend to have the smallest dicks in the world.
Tanya- "I dated an Eric once, he had the smallest baby dick ever!"
Sandy- "Erics are so fucking annoying and pretentious. It must be related to their small dick and godawful bad breath! Yuk!"
Carlos- "Erics give the worst head ever! All they want to do is bitch about their bad luck and areven the lamest fucks."
Lisa - " Crying ass lil attention whore bitch! Smells bad as fuck and his food is even worse! Just a sad little man.."
Tanya- "I dated an Eric once, he had the smallest baby dick ever!"
Sandy- "Erics are so fucking annoying and pretentious. It must be related to their small dick and godawful bad breath! Yuk!"
Carlos- "Erics give the worst head ever! All they want to do is bitch about their bad luck and areven the lamest fucks."
Lisa - " Crying ass lil attention whore bitch! Smells bad as fuck and his food is even worse! Just a sad little man.."
by Yobigdickdaddy December 20, 2016
An old Highland Cow that likes to smoke weed when it is out on the pasture, munching on delicious hay. YUM.
My best friend is an Eric. When I am around him, my brain gets woozy and I develop and sudden craving for hay.
by Sven Schligenmuehler August 31, 2008
by rsgfsgf85sfg December 11, 2012
a dumbass fucking pothead who finds beautiful girls and steals them away from their friends and turns them into potheads as well. causes them to be constantly grounded. makes them believe he truely loves them then goes and cheats on them. and when the girl finds out about it, all he has to do is say its not true and she believes him.
by i know you. August 26, 2008
Eric is a sexy beast, he is hot and has a big dick. Eric is the best in bed and is honestly a great guy. Every girl wishes to suck his huge cock. If you ever meet Eric you better be careful as they are really tuff and strong. Eric is funny and has me squirting everytime. Eric is also Really athletic. If you ever meet a Eric make a move to get closer.
by ERIC IS SO SEXYY June 29, 2019