Ego-Friendly

Committing acts to boost ones ego.

"Ugh! I hate that Nick talks about himself all the time! He's so ego-friendly."

by Dejoyner January 21, 2010

ego search

A semi-common term used on forums to search every post made by a user.

"Dude, I can't find that story I posted on the boards three weeks ago."

"Just do an ego search."

by Carnage January 15, 2004

altar ego

The hypocritical show of goodness a scoundrel adopts when going to church.

Crooks always put on their altar ego for public consumption at Sunday services.

by backinbowl February 12, 2010

Glass Ego

Similar to how a glass jaw is when a fighter can't take even the tiniest hit to the head without falling, this is when someone can't even be lovingly teased without it becoming the deepest insult they have received in their lives and going into complete wangst mode.

When my diminutive sister showed me her 80's Halloween costume, I complimented the great costume, but couldn't help but tease about how the big bangs made her almost normal height. She spent the next hour crying about how ugly she and her costume are and what a jerk I am. What a glass ego.

by TheGreatGeekofBoston November 18, 2010

ego waffles

waffles made out of ego which are consumed by narcissistic people in order to sustain a delicate ego

That condescending bitch is so full of herself, I'll bet she ate ego waffles for breakfast.

by Apathetic Messiah January 23, 2011

ego girl

A girl who's ego is bigger then her boobs. Their lives revolve around trying to be cool, and often are hated because they try so hard at it.

Johnny: Hey that girl over there looks really nice, let's go talk to her.

Jessica: Ew, don't talk to her she's an ego girl.

by Mr. McStudly May 22, 2008

Ego waggon

Any large and new 4 by 4 (SUV) vehicle. Owners tend to buy them because these are the only type of car large enough to carry them and their ego around.

Farquois: Have you seen my new Range Rover?
Dave: That's not a Range Rover, it's an ego waggon.

by Manst July 13, 2007