He is a very funny but dumb person. He will always make you laugh no matter what mood you are in. He is the best boyfriend. And is always there for you no matter what. He is a trash skater and a pretty good baseball player. You wish you were duece.
by Nobodylovescunts July 1, 2019
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Get the Do duece mug.When you've sat on the toilet for so long the bathroom light sensor has timed out, leaving you to finish dropping a Duece in the dark. This mostly takes place at the office or public establishments. Noc is short for nocturnal. By the time you're ready to wipe you can see like a jaguar in a pitch black bathroom stall.
by Doctor Stuff June 23, 2016
Get the Noc Duecing mug.Swains Duce. The most chivalrous, outgoing, handsome pimpish, gangsta son a gun you'll ever meet. Men want to be him, women turn into niagra falls when hes around, and he is the definition of big dick energy.your mom wants to fuck him, you dad wants him to stop dating your sister, and your dog goes to him even when he has no treats. He tought hugh Heffner how to be a play boy.
Bitch.
Bitch.
HOLY TITS IS THAT $WAINS DUECE??? HE KNOCKED UP MY MOM THIS MORNING AND ATE MY FRUIT SNACKS RIGHT AFTER. HES SO FREAKING SICK.
by Mr. Dr. Professor BBH September 9, 2020
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Get the duece mug.when you take a girl on a date for the second time and have yet to get any action. Referring to getting blue balls twice in a row. you take it slow on the first date but when you pussy out twice then your sporting a blue-duece.
Me- So did you get any last night.
P- nah dog. im sporting a blue-duece.
Me- 0-2, you gotta step up your game.
P- nah dog. im sporting a blue-duece.
Me- 0-2, you gotta step up your game.
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