"Duece"umpthing.

A discreet way to tell someone you have to take a shit. Pronounced "do sssomething"

I know we have to leave right now but first I have to "Duece"umpthing.

by Riorancho's best October 27, 2009

Drop a double duece

This is when you take a monster shit and in fact so monstrous that your asshole was stretched out more than it's ever been and you are in serious pain for at least two hours after and you see blood streaks on the toilet paper after you have wiped

Damn man after dinner last night my guts were hurting and I had to drop a double duece. I had to stand the rest of the night cuz my asshole hurt so bad I couldnt sit down.

by Bananzalone May 28, 2018

duece poker

A sexual term for a two male one female tag team . Or a male ménagé toi

Three good friends talking

Jen is a good slut she wants a duece poker tonight.. Isn't she the coolest chick....ya man, she's loose.

by red riding hood July 24, 2017

Duece Magnet

When your underwear always collect skid marks

Mikey you need to learn to wipe your ass better! Your skiveys are not duece magnets!

by Dingbat1 April 9, 2009

Straight pop a duece

To take a dump under 2 seconds without being on a toilet.

I forgot to pack toilet paper so i had to straight pop a duece in the middle of my hiking trip.

by JakeBobBill March 14, 2011

rock duece

to say peace to someone.

yo im leavin rock duece.

by T.O.T. April 4, 2008

Dueces on the "Acronym"

Dueces refers to "doubling down"

"Dueces on the" refers to one acronym that has at least two meanings.

Dueces on the: INSERT ANY ACRONYM THAT HAS MORE THAN ONE MEANING.

Ex.- "dueces on the GP"

GP (Acronym) means Getting Paid or Go Party.

"Dueces on the GP" = Get paid, Go Party

Dueces on the "Acronym".
It's Friday and I just got paid. "Dueces on the GP!"

by Know what January 31, 2020