3 legs high mileage eats fetal spinal fluid often seen absorbing small critters with his second eye and does not like to watch others suffer so he shall consume them like the slut he is
Girl: is that a dan?!
Guy: Runnnnn
DAN:Boney crackling coming for mouth
Girl: i thing we are safe now
Guy:ahhhghh.....
DAN:beating guy with large spoon
Guy: Runnnnn
DAN:Boney crackling coming for mouth
Girl: i thing we are safe now
Guy:ahhhghh.....
DAN:beating guy with large spoon
by Bredknee April 26, 2020
The person that is very trustworthy. Dan is also one of the sweetest people you’ll ever meet. He would quit anything if it meant keeping you happy. He’s a lover, a really great one with a love of super and anti heroes. He especially loves Deadpool. He also loves playing video games. But nothing could make him as happy as you do. If you get your hands on a Dan, don’t ever let him go. You’ll regret it.
Dan is the greatest
by Danny'sGirl October 15, 2019
Noun- Extremely funny kid, usually a ladies man; very loud.
Verb- To make faces in the mirror at yourself.
Verb- To make faces in the mirror at yourself.
Noun- That Dan always makes my day ten times better!
Verb- That boy always Dans in the bathroom; it's pretty creepy.
Verb- That boy always Dans in the bathroom; it's pretty creepy.
by DTMsgirl March 08, 2012
by that big black dude September 15, 2020
by mr.cooler June 18, 2009
Taking advantage of others state of minds while enjoying the budda, this includes taking half hits, but mostly taking 3 or more hits when rules are puff puff pass.
"Dude your pulling a Dan!"
by Lucky1 April 30, 2007
the funniest cunt there is who has a bunch of mates who all think hes a right cunt, but they love him like everyone does.
usually smart he can set trends in whatever he does
usually smart he can set trends in whatever he does
by cuntchopsfuckedyourmumragged June 14, 2010