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Damians push the envelope of societys edges especially in Art , Exploration , physical exhaustion and Invention.
Damian s also need to commune with Nature and higher Vibrational Frequencies .
Low frequency entities amd parasitic /succubi
Beings love damians inexhaustible energy reserves so it's important that Damian practice and learn some kind of reiki/metaphysical/Yogi
Practice sooner the better
Damian can also commune with other intelligences and loves other beings
So whenever an Alien/ET craft lands on Earth look no farther than your local Damian to welcome them with open arms while everyone else is scared shitless running around .
Its true damian loves to have a good time ...
Don't be like me and have to get rescued out of the wilderness by a special ops Helicopter search and rescue after falling down a dangerous waterfall cliff for your 41st birthday ...
But what a god damn awesome Bday present a Near death experience and an After Dusk helicopter rescue is ... Another chance at life ...
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