Doink

It's a Dork, Doof, Zoink, and a Doink.

You're a Doink

by Peter Le Parker October 7, 2019

Doink head

Retard ass sped

That dude is a doink head he so stupid

by Blassinn May 1, 2023

Doink

Getting smacked around

Did you just doink me

by Big-daddy-101 August 18, 2019

Doink

A way of life

I’m gonna doink you in the mouth- Greg H.

by Doink Daddy June 19, 2018

Doink

A word used as a substitute for any word needed, particularly drugs, toes, peni, and Listorene mouth wash. Mostly used by 13 year-old children pulling an all-nighter at their friend's birthday party. Side effects include but are not limited to: uncontrollable farting and laughing, as well as psychedelic delusions, and the uncontrollable temptation to watch Youtube.

WARNING!: May cause permanent brain damage.

My doink is huge!

by Kariaze June 20, 2018

Doink

The prettiest girl in the world

Sarah is a doink

by Sarahdoyleishot September 25, 2019

you doink

Someone who is particularly daft or dumb.

Roger: Hey Paul you Jackoff what’s 2 + 4?
Paul: 7
Roger: No you doink it’s 5

by Shloink Ma Doink Jackson January 4, 2020