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Post Novel Depression

The feeling of extreme boredom/anxiety, in the first few days, following the completion of a good book.
Ever since finishing 'Cloud Splitter' by Russel Banks, I just can't seem to shake this Post Novel Depression.

I almost turned the tv on, maybe I have Post Novel Depression?
The doctor prescribed 'Barnes and Nobel' for my Post Novel Depression.
by Lance H. Johnson June 6, 2010
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Fast-acting depression

When you suddenly become sad or upset for no apparent reason.
I was just talking with my friends and all the sudden fast-acting depression hit me.
by Hullooo April 1, 2019
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Red Dead Depression

The sadness or depression felt after finishing Red Dead Redemption 1 and 2
“Dude, I just finished playing Red Dead Redemption 2”.
“Yeah? Did you like it?”
I don’t know...I just...don’t know. I think I’m gonna go sleep for a while.”
“Dude, it sounds like you got Red Dead Depression!”
by Chubcat February 24, 2021
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Derpressionism

The Art genre which most emo or scene kids draw
it's not really creative it's just all the same
mostly consists of baby pandas crying holding out his ripped out heart with the words "here take this, i know it's not much but it's all i have for you"
Emo Guy: here i made this for you
Emo Girl: awwwww it's so cute!
Goth kid: ....fml i hate Derpressionism effin' depressionists
by emanyell January 16, 2011
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Depressed

Me.
by agmillss January 13, 2019
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The Depressed Guy

The nickname given to one depressed pod, who goes by the name of John Tarr Jr. He is the founder of wikigameguides.com, the worlds greatest video game website.
This nickname was first given to him by his viewers due to his depressed pod-like behavior.
Guy 1: Who's playing during this live stream, he seems really pod-like?

Guy 2: The Depressed Guy is playing.

Guy 1: Oh ok so John Tarr Jr. is playing... Thanks.
by Carl's Shaft July 11, 2011
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Post-masturbation Depression

Post-masturbation Depression, A.K.A. PMD, is the feeling of depression, and sadness that you just molested yourself. When you have PMD, the victim loses all of his/her sexual appetite.
Mark: Hey Kyle want to go to a strip club?
Kyle: No thanks, I just jerked it and have the worst case of Post-masturbation Depression
Mark: Lame...
by Jmg826 May 28, 2009
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