Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf

American college football term for a small, barely heard of college who is matched up against one of the top teams in FBS and has an exactly 0% chance of beating them.

Also can be used as a derogative term for any random college nobody knows.

Shortened form of the college is “SEASTCB&D” (Pronounced: “CEASED-kuh-band”) if you’re too lazy to say 17 syllables.

Mike: “We’ll need Alabama to lose a game soon if we’re gonna have any shot at winning the division. Who are they playing against this weekend?”

Jeff: *google search* … “Something called Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf”.

Mike: “What’s the point spread? 222.5?”

Jeff: “Maybe if Bama puts in the waterboys, but I guess I’ll be rooting for the… *checks phone*… Abominable Snowmen… out of mere desperation.”

Mike: “Looks like we’re on the SEASTCB&D-wagon this Saturday at noon!”

Jeff: “This will totally be worth three hours of my weekend!”

by K. C. Austin August 13, 2022

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When that deaf baddie gives u a handjob its a deaf oral

Bro that baddie gives real nice deaf orals

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Tone deaf

It's just a little tone deaf Donnie. It's really not that big of a deal.

Hym "But tone deaf remarks aside, if that's MY thing that's another set of parents I could have saved there man. What the fuck? You guys are fucking my ratio all up. I mean, YOU SAW ME... Thinking about killing MY parents if they were involved... Right? So... Like at the time you were probably like 'Kill his own parents!? That's EeEeViL! Why would he SAY such a thing?' But if I thought it in response to a very specific stimulus... Then you can reasonably infer that a NOT-ME who is experiencing THE EXACT SAME STIMULUS... Will generate the same thought... And the NOT-ME... May ACT ON THAT THOUGHT... Even if I MYSELF... DO NOT... Right? So you CAN not do the things you think as a matter of will and self-control but, also, it isn't necessarily incumbent for the NOT-MES to do that. But really, I told you I would just do it. My message disciple on the issue is already good. I'm literally the reason Sadism was added to what is now the dark tetrad (should be a pentad by the way) so I'm already a psychology guy. We have all the components ready to confirm the veracity of MY claim (at least). I don't see what the issue is here. Aside from some retard trying to get in the way, I don't see a reason not to do what I want here. Get them out (permanently). Get me in. Everything works fine for everybody."

by Hym Iam December 16, 2025

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Deaf Lemon

To swear or curse in a situation where it is not appropriate.

Named after the band called Deaf Lemon who famously swore on stage in front of an audience of 10,000 children and families and caused great offence .

Interviewer: So why do you think you would be good in this position.

Bob: Cos I'm fucking awesome at this kind of shit.

Sandy: How did the interview go Bob?

Bob: It was going great until I pulled out a Deaf Lemon.

by dirtyboy123 May 10, 2010

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