Cottage soap and titties

The two elements loved by mankind. One is soft, squishy, and pillow like, whereas the other one comes from the mere nooks and crannies of a cottage.

He was looking for cottage soap and titties.

by Robyn Sparkles March 13, 2020

Cottage cheese in a bag

Legs/things of an overweight woman in leggings or tight pants that are so tight you can see cellulose marks.

Sam: "Ever see cottage cheese in a bag?"
*Woman walks past in far too tight leggings*
Garret: *gags* Fuck you, dude.

by Captain Motorcycle April 14, 2019

cottage farm

the place where black people work at (joke)

"Go back to my cottage farm you black ni-!"

by King Emperor Spamton I December 11, 2023

fairy cottage broheim

An underground criminal organization centered around that presenting themselves as "closeted" and seeking advice from victims. They use their "straight" identities to cover for their crimes or simply to get more money for prostitution if they are unable to find victims by "being straight for pay". They specialize in murder, rape, torture, larceny, police impersonation, and identity theft, and sex trafficking minors and migrants, and interfering with solving crimes or investigations, not to seek help from the LGBT community. Collectively they all appear to have sociopathy (ex: pedophilia, torture, rape, ect), as a part of their main collective ideology and identity. They lurk on extraterrestrial or paranormal forums often for insights on reclusive or abandoned locations to get rid of evidence. This helps obscure the crimes while their "fairy cottages" are a trap house-like network from the East to West.They have often used DNMs and Tor-like browsers, using for hire services across multiple states. Often the police and FBI appear unable to connect crimes because they specialize in DDOS attacks on police reports, and using connections with telecommunications company employees. "Hello we are the police, this is the police speaking" is a common thing to hear instead of the usual script. They sympathize with the Russian agenda in terms of revealing weaknesses in our communities, undermining the police and the emergency contact system, and destroying communities.

"What happened to your friend?"
"Her ,her husband, along with his sister were kidnapped and tortured by the fairy cottage broheim and the damn police just say the group doing the B&E might have been trying to help them out.... by killing their family and pretend to be them even!"
"Dude those people aren't the police, its literally just the fairy cottage broheim. They just 3d print fake badges and patches, slap them on mechanics and EMT uniforms, haven't you heard??"
"Wtf why would I know about this weird ass shit!?"
"......oh da....iunno"

by Justamazedtheygetaway April 19, 2023

Cottage

Where David goes and fucks his sister

Dave is asked to go fishing but he can't cause he is going to the cottage

by Donk912 July 19, 2016

Cottage Cheese

A person of Caucasian descent who smells like and looks like Cottage Cheese. Outside they are pale-white, but inside they are a rotting piece of shit.

Joe is an average American Cottage Cheese. Because he is ugly, fat, and an old-fart back in America, he decides to go to Southeast Asia as a sex tourist to prey on innocent children as white people do in the western world and take advantage of the lower economic status of oriental women for sexual purposes and pornographic exploitation. Because like any white man with misguided entitlement over women of color, he sexually objectifies them.

by Kim Hanjyeong October 6, 2021

Cottaging

When you and your fellow country man have fun in a public lavatory

Jordan went to a public lavatory and some farmers said pull your pants down and they started cottaging and Jordan loved it

by Bigbro77755743 October 23, 2023