One who has sold more than their labor to the corporation; one who has forsaken personal values and constitution for corporate $$; meaning of "whore" belittled when preceded by the word “corporate”; person who will sell their soul for $$.
My efforts are not driven by my passion for work, but by my own gluttony, my addition to money. I have become what I once despised—forsaken myself, sacrificed my values at the corporate alter of greed. I am a corporate whore.
by Syllabus September 28, 2003
Get the corporate whore mug.A cell phone or pager, set on vibrate that has been left on a surface such as a desk or conference table. Usually the owner of the unit has left the area giving plenty of time to annoy fellow employees.
Shortened to: Jumping Bean
Shortened to: Jumping Bean
"Argh! Somebody tell Jim to stop leaving his corporate jumping bean lying around, it's driving me crazy!"
by Kyle Bellamy December 12, 2006
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Get the CorpseFire mug.(n.) A mashup of two words: Corporate, and Coprolite, which is a fossilized turd.
Used to describe entrenched middle management common to many workplaces, especially those members who have been in their jobs too long to be dismissed despite adding nothing more valuable to the company than would an ancient piece of rock-hard poop.
Used to describe entrenched middle management common to many workplaces, especially those members who have been in their jobs too long to be dismissed despite adding nothing more valuable to the company than would an ancient piece of rock-hard poop.
Employee 1: Hey, how'd your new idea go over with the big CEO?
Employee 2: It never got to him. Some corprolite decided he wanted things to stay the same around here and threw away my memo.
Passing middle manager, to himself: Corprolite? Sounds like new business jargon. I'll have to make sure I use that in my next presentation to the board!
Employee 2: It never got to him. Some corprolite decided he wanted things to stay the same around here and threw away my memo.
Passing middle manager, to himself: Corprolite? Sounds like new business jargon. I'll have to make sure I use that in my next presentation to the board!
by Cicero's Assassin December 16, 2009
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"That man punched a tiger in the nose. Needless to say, it corpsified him."
"That man punched a tiger in the nose. Needless to say, it corpsified him."
by flashadams March 25, 2010
Get the Corpsification mug.Corpsekkuno is a ship with corpse husband and sykkuno. They are such a cute ship and they flirt like wayyyy to much.
*Corpsekkuno in a among us round*
*Corpse sees sykkuno*
Corpse: I going to give sykkuno a kiss ... Mauh
Sykkuno: *clueless*
*Corpse sees sykkuno*
Corpse: I going to give sykkuno a kiss ... Mauh
Sykkuno: *clueless*
by Anonymous alien 52909 March 22, 2021
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