concrete canoe

When using talcum powder and it drys like cement in your ass crack.

Man I had some bad swamp ass. throw powder back there and now I've got a concrete canoe.

by Hay there, that guy December 16, 2022

liquid concrete

the only thing that r/feedthememes drinks

u/RealUser: Assuming Liquid Concrete doesn't exist, what are you dipping your fries in?
u/RealUser2: Nothing. Liquid Concrete or bust.

by fishgaming December 9, 2023

Concrete Mixer

The act of sprinkling sand, cat litter, or actual quick-dry concrete mix into a female's anus to increase friction, then ejaculating, creating concrete. A professional version would involve allowing said cat litter, sand, or concrete mix to enter your urethra, ejaculating dried concrete.

Bro, I gave this girl a concrete mixer last week; she hasn't talked to me since.

by GangsterSandwich September 14, 2016

Sams concrete mixer

When a man pisses and cums in another’s ass, then proceeds to mix it together by helicoptering their penis inside of the asshole

“I heard Andrew really felt the wrath of Sams concrete mixer last night. He’s still shitting out piss and cum!”

by thommylikessam September 15, 2021

concrete campers

A person or persons who live in a tent on concrete ; suburbanites of the lower class, who have not yet made it to the middle class standings.

Johnny leaves his minimum wage job and crawls into his cardboard box for the night, he is just one of many concrete campers just making it by.

by jotegg May 26, 2018

concrete crashers

Large ass feet or shoes like fucking giant

person one: GAWDDDD DAYUM LOOK AT HIS FEET

person two: OH NAWW HE GOT THEM CONCRETE CRASHERS ONG 💀 BRO MAKES THE GROUND SHAKE EVERY STEP HE TAKES

by stinkabutt 😁🫶🏾 September 22, 2022

concrete lovemaking

The act of falling of your skateboard at grave speed hitting concrete / the ground.

I'm going skateboarding hopefully no more 'concrete lovemaking' like last week my skin needs to heal.

by MarcusRaptus August 3, 2014