camp cockblock

A hunting camp in Northeaster PA.

You guys going hunting at Camp Cockblock this year?

by Mr.Mulch January 9, 2010

cockalock

someone who is being a dick to someone else you haven't seen in a long time that is visiting for a short while

i miss you man!!!
Sorry for bein a cockalock when you were down here.

by the hairy yak June 6, 2010

cockblocker

roommate who's afraid of penis and can't stop talking... she also wants every guy to want her, but won't do anything when she has them in her bed. tries to prevent roommates from getting any, at all times. BIGGEST COCKBLOCKER EVERRRR

Elizabeth never has sex... her goal in life is making sure her roommates have even less sex than she does. she is a cockblockin bitch... and she knows it

by i want some ass March 29, 2004

cockblocker

a person who can't get any at that particular time so they make sure that any attempts that are made on or by you to get some sexual satisfaction are thwarted so that they are not lonely

i wanted to get some at home but my friend keeps calling even though they know we are getting "busy"

by Cathy October 18, 2003

ghost cockblock

1. Any unexplained or paranormal activity that prevents a male from "getting some action."

2. Any such attempt by a ghost to engage in cockblocking of a male through weird noises, change of ambient room temperature, or "getting involved" with said action. Most likely done by ghosts who delighted in cockblocking while they were alive.

Dang, did you hear Johnny got ghost cockblocked when Gina felt a cold hand on her ass that wasn't his?

by the surfer June 29, 2011

cockblock

The art of blocking the cock. (also known as cockstoper)

Sis! Why did you cockblock/cockstop me by coming into the room, while Jessica was giving me head?

by IRPimp May 21, 2004

cockalocka

When a man blows a load up into the vaginal cavity so hard that it sticks to the back of the uterus, and doesn't get expoliated until menstration.

Amanda: Dude, i cockalocka'd in Mary's vagina on a scary mountain last night.
Courtney: She will be feeling that when its her time of the month.
Amanda: I hope so. shes a fucking skank

by sanfron and juanita April 13, 2009