CHRIS

SO FUCKING GAY LIKES BOYS AND LICKING THEIR BALLS

Sam: CHRIS IS SO GAY

by YEETER YEETINGSON September 5, 2019

Chris

doesn't have weed it's just a crayon

CHRIS IS THAT A WEED
no it's just a crayon
IM CALLING THE POLICE
911 whats your emergency

by wertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm October 9, 2020

Chris

In short, for Christian, Chris is an excellent person to be around, especially with a surname that starts with 'R,' which stands for Romantic. Rarely have 'F' as a middle name, which stands for Funny. Christian F---- R--------- will be the ideal human being in anyone's life. Especially ones with blue eyes and curly hair are almost extinct. So Please grab hold tight on them when you encounter one.

me: hahhhhh I think I am in love with his big blue eyessssssssssssss...... he is so romantic and funnyyyyyy............
friend A: OMG is his name Chris?
friend B: Dont tell me his surname starts with R and middle name with F?????????
me: Shut up!!!!!!! How do you guys know!!!!!!!

by KoreanHotPotato November 23, 2021

Chris

You probably just wanted to look up your name but now you found this definition and you feel sad

If your name is Chris than you are a male homosexual who tries to fit in but in never works

Oh my Jesus Chris stop being such a Chris it’s just fucking annoying

by Kakyoin fucking dies October 28, 2019

chris

coming from a chris, you prolly got brown hair, brown eyes, tall, have lots of friends plus very social.
if you not a chris n you someone who tryna know them, go up to them and js go for it :)

person 1; wow chris is so cool
person 2; yeah you should go talk to him, maybe yall would be good friends

by CHRXS^! December 2, 2021

chris

chris is gay and fake and ugly but not loyal but funny

Chris is talking all that shmack but he is fake.

by gansterquotes June 28, 2019

Chris

A selfish, lying, stubborn, cheating, stoner/skater boy who's parents dont want him. He thinks he's all that and a bag of chips. But in reality he's worth nothing. He cheats on every girl he dates. He insults peoples parents. He deals drugs. Looks like he has pubic hair growing on his head. Chris deserves nothing.

look chris cheated on his girlfriend...again

by Beauy August 20, 2020