Chandler

That pretty motherf*cker.

-J

Yo it’s chandler!

by Bababouille 11420002 November 21, 2021

Chandler

Chandler is the most sexiest and caring guy you’d ever meet. He’s very religious and has some of the dick ever. He gives great advice and is a good friend. He’s usually pretty tall and all of the girls love him. He is so affectionate and will never forget to tell you how beautiful you are everyday. He’s athletic and very slim. He’s very smart and does well in school which is another asset to his wonderful personality. He is destined for greatness and will always be a good friend to whoever needs one. Though once you cross him, you might as well be dead. So don’t get on his bad side. Overall, Chandler is literally perfect and is an amazing guy. Any girl would be lucky to have him.

Have you fucked Chandler? He has some good dick.

Chandler is literally the best boyfriend any girl could ask for!!

by Bigman66 March 29, 2020

Chandler

She is a big hoe and cheats on everyone

Oh man that hoe Chandler

by Rick Sanches October 30, 2017

Chandler effect

The desire to crack a joke, or make an immature / sarcastic comment, especially during an inappropriate moment; named after Chandler Bing from "Friends"

A prime example of the Chandler effect:

The Interviewer: So let’s talk a little bit about your duties.

Chandler: (nervous) My duties? (Trying not to crack a joke) All right.

The Interviewer: Now you’ll be heading a whole division, so you’ll have a lot of duties.

Chandler: (trying not to laugh) I see.

The Interviewer: But there’ll be perhaps 30 people under you so you can dump a certain amount on them.

Chandler: (really try not to laugh) Good to know.

The Interviewer: We can go into detail…

Chandler: No don’t I beg of you!

by 809blanco September 27, 2020

Chandler

very bland, mid, uptight, likes men

chandler is so mid I want to shoot myself while im around him

by B. B. Turtle-Blackbee February 22, 2022

Chandler

Someone who is very accustomed to losing competitions repeatedly.

1: “She was the first to lose!”
2: “Oh my god she’s such a chandler!”

by Mayoisaninstrument November 28, 2019

Chandler

A bloke that originates from Northern Ireland. You would typically find him in his natural habitat: tinder. However, there have also been sightings of this type of man on Facebook, usually around five years or so before being spotted on the famous dating app. Key characteristics includes: a peng face, the ability to get free food from Greggs (reasons as to why this is the case is still unknown to this day), being good with his hands (solely due to being an electrician and no other reason whatsoever), and having the complete inability to tolerate spicy food (not even mild). Like many other species, Chandler keeps his own gene pool alive by attracting "mates". One way in which he does this is by typically using the phrase "Do you want to be my girlfriend?" via Snapchat.

"Is that Chandler over there? The guy that is flirting with the woman from Greggs"?

by ridderzxox February 9, 2021