cancellation bear

Originally used by TvByTheNumbers, the "cancellation bear" is the theory that TV shows are only in real danger of being cancelled if they're the lowest performers, much like the slowest in a group of people would get mauled by a bear.

I love Parks and Rec. I hope the cancellation bear is out to get Whitney so Parks gets renewed!

by attackturnip September 12, 2012

Cancel the Breadsticks

Phrase originated in Phoenix, Arizona. This saying applies when one has decided to pursue a course of action that differs from what was previously planned. It also applies when changing the subject of a conversation that has either been interrupted by someone whom you don't want included in the conversation or that has become uninteresting to one of the parties.

- "Yo, that girl Shelly is crazy... did you hear what went on between her and Mark?

- "Nah man let's hear it."

- "It's crazy man, over the weekend..."

<One member of the conversation sees Shelly approaching>

- "Whoa. Cancel the breadsticks on that one."

by thedarkllama June 27, 2012

cancer on a stick

Cigarettes

Look dad it's cancer on a stick

by smoke crack every day January 16, 2016

Cancer Frappuccino

A frappuccino mixed with random ingredients, which may consist of bleach, jet fuel, and other cancerous or cringy substances.

Oy, let's go get a cancer frappuccino.

by Apo11o November 23, 2016

Cancer Is A Bitch

My friend's mother died from cancer, she was an amazing woman, she didn't deserve this. I'm so sorry C.
CANCER IS A BITCH.
FUCK CANCER.
I LOVED HIM.
He drifted away ever since.
I will never give up on you.

I' sorry Cooper, cancer is a bitch...
Cooper smiled, a tiny one, but,
I'm glad I'm here to help him....

by AnditheAsian January 17, 2017

Cancer dog

A relatively obscure New York street food consisting of 15 cigarette butts on a pretzel.

Can I get a cancer dog?

by Cancerous Spaghetti-O's June 20, 2019

Scope Cancel

When, after having sex, a man ejaculates in a girl's eye, preventing her from seeing. Derived from the Halo 3 term of canceling a snipers scope.

Man: "UHHHHHH...headshot!"
Girl: "What the FUCK thats in my eye!"
Man: "An' a scope cancel! I can't wait to tell my boys!"
Girl: "....."
Man: "Lunch tomarrow?"

by Gucci4Lyfe June 9, 2009