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Cervix Crusader

A notorious user of the dead manga piracy website “Mangasee”. He violated the comment section of manga by writing the most vile pieces of poetry fathomable.
A Cervix Crusader excerpt from the comment section of Legend of the northern blade:

“ CervixCrusader • 04/23/2024
Mu Won is definitely gonna pop that geriatric celibate's cherry by using his prayer beads as divine anal beads. It's over for that bald headed fuck, Mu Won has maxed out his semen retention arts and nothing can stop his loads now.
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TotallyNotJesus • 04/23/2024
cervix im going to touch you and nothing is going to stop me
CervixCrusader • 04/23/2024
Good, I'm tired of touching myself anyways
Totally NotJesus • 04/23/2024
:3
Durnehvir • 04/25/2024
what in the ever loving fuck did i just read?”
by President fat guy 101 January 5, 2025
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Stardust Crusader

a person who participated in any of the military expeditions undertaken by JOJO powers in the 21st century to win the Watchtime from the non-Jojo fans. This is religion as the Crusaders knew it: a battle to the death to make people watch jojo.
Person1 : wow jack is such as stardust crusader
Person2: ikr! he made 3 people watch jojo, he is going to heaven for sure.
by UrMomfaggot January 7, 2022
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Chromosome Crusader

Someone whose mostly a liberal that supports

antifa, modern day feminism etc,

A Chromosome Crusader is usually the individuals who are morbidly obese has either purple/bright blue or some other unatural hair color they also have pronouns and expect everyone to accept their delusional behaviors and if you don't

They resort to calling you either a "Nazi" or A "Fascist" they also claim they tolerate everyone but only if they believe in the same views and opinions as themselves.
*A Man in the park* Hello their Sir how are You doing today?

*The Chromosome Crusader* Did You just assume my gender without asking Me what my pronouns are? You fucking NAZI! You're a straight white male You fucking FASCIST! That's it I'm going to go on my Tik Tok to rant about how much of a rAcIsT hOmOpHoBiC tRAnSpHoBiC Nazi YOU ARE!
by JaCrispyOfficial September 22, 2025
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WCA Crusader

A group of girls brought together for a common purpose; to go to a foreign land and conquer the inhabitants. Never accept defeat and to bask in the warm glory of victory
The WCA Crusaders went to Hammonton and kicked St Joes ass
by Gboss23 May 25, 2022
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crusader terrorist

A Person (usually white) who is proud of colonialism and denounces and denies the fact that it ever harmed anybody. Usually a Right-Wing entitled Young White Guy.
Person 1: Hey man, colonialism hurt a lot of people.
Person 2: No man, it was great. I am proud of it! And they never killed anybody! White is right!
Person 1: OK then, crusader terrorist!
by Fautmumu November 13, 2020
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Crusader Day

On December 19, everybody has to wear a great helm and attack anyone not wearing a helmet.
Guy: “Dude, it’s almost Crusader Day, get your helmet ready!”
Dude: “Thanks for reminding me about Crusader Day.”
by Lankster_ December 16, 2020
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crusty crusader

Sun baking your vagina and penis until crispy then adding sand to the mixture and having sex. All this must be performed in public view
Me and Shelly did a nasty crusty crusader on last Wednesday right outside the shopping centre
by JohnXL December 16, 2017
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