Cornhole Pete

Affectionate nickname for former South Bend mayor Pete Buddigieg, most recently posing as Transportation Secretary in the supremely talented Biden adminstration.

That Cornhole Pete's a real caution. He thinks most people consider him masculine because he deliberately wears a 5 o'clock shadow.

by Joey Buffalo December 14, 2021

Cornhole TP Toss

When you are done making poopoo and you are ready to wipe your butthole, you stand up to wipe. Once done, you go to toss the TP in the toilet but accidentally miss. The poopy filled TP hits the victim’s foot in the stall next to you and you must make a crunch time decision to book it out of the bathroom or wait for them to leave before you. The key is not to get caught, or you will be in for some intense embarrassment, and maybe even lifetime if it is a coworker. (**Disclaimer: Inspired by true Events**)

Grappler: Dude, some shit just happened to me.

Big Easy: Go ahead...

Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.

Big Easy: Donkey Boner

by Stoney69 November 29, 2019

Cornhole

Penetrating, wrecking, gaping, or wearing out someones asshole; especially against their will.

I've only begun to cornhole Selina and her asshole is throbbing.

by Mr. Impetuous October 8, 2022

Cornhole

It’s where one piece of corn sticks it’s dick in another piece of corns asshole. Making it the “Cornhole!

Corn: 1:so what you do last night bro?
Corn 2: gave my girl the cornhole
Corn 1: wow you struck lucky man!
Corn 2: I know ;)

by Iliketoeatcatz February 6, 2020

Cornhole crush

The act of showing your butthole, aka Cornhole, for a delicious refreshing orange crush

Who do I have to show my Cornhole too to get a orange crush around here? (Cornhole crush)

by Lastnightwasamovie July 24, 2021

Cornhole

Cornhole is simply an anus. The game version is to enter the penis into the anus. Thus calling it cornhole. . That has been a term for this definition for many years dating back to 1910.

Stick it up your cornhole!!

by Spicy French fries May 4, 2024

Cornhole

Originating in mid-continent USA. Term for evening lady or lonely wife in sod buster homestead that supplements income with sex for sale. The vagina is the “money hole” for carpetbaggers, speculators, railroad men, and merchants. For drifters, drovers, farmers, outlaws, and miners the anus is the “cornhole”, a discounted hole. Perhaps he could barter something in trade, a small sack of sugar, or a bushel potatoes for a one off.

Ingrid said she was in her monthly way and instead offered her cornhole to the wastrel.

by Cruziana January 12, 2024