When you are done making poopoo and you are ready to wipe your butthole, you stand up to wipe. Once done, you go to toss the TP in the toilet but accidentally miss. The poopy filled TP hits the victim’s foot in the stall next to you and you must make a crunch time decision to book it out of the bathroom or wait for them to leave before you. The key is not to get caught, or you will be in for some intense embarrassment, and maybe even lifetime if it is a coworker. (**Disclaimer: Inspired by true Events**)
Grappler: Dude, some shit just happened to me.
Big Easy: Go ahead...
Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.
Big Easy: Donkey Boner
Big Easy: Go ahead...
Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.
Big Easy: Donkey Boner
by Stoney69 November 29, 2019
Get the Cornhole TP Tossmug. by Lastnightwasamovie July 24, 2021
Get the Cornhole crushmug. Cornhole is simply an anus. The game version is to enter the penis into the anus. Thus calling it cornhole. . That has been a term for this definition for many years dating back to 1910.
Stick it up your cornhole!!
by Spicy French fries May 4, 2024
Get the Cornholemug. It’s where one piece of corn sticks it’s dick in another piece of corns asshole. Making it the “Cornhole!
Corn: 1:so what you do last night bro?
Corn 2: gave my girl the cornhole
Corn 1: wow you struck lucky man!
Corn 2: I know ;)
Corn 2: gave my girl the cornhole
Corn 1: wow you struck lucky man!
Corn 2: I know ;)
by Iliketoeatcatz February 6, 2020
Get the Cornholemug. Originating in mid-continent USA. Term for evening lady or lonely wife in sod buster homestead that supplements income with sex for sale. The vagina is the “money hole” for carpetbaggers, speculators, railroad men, and merchants. For drifters, drovers, farmers, outlaws, and miners the anus is the “cornhole”, a discounted hole. Perhaps he could barter something in trade, a small sack of sugar, or a bushel potatoes for a one off.
by Cruziana January 12, 2024
Get the Cornholemug. The legend has it that Canadian women actually prefer to have their ass bred (referring to the act of anal sexual intercourse), keep in mind this is all relatively new scientific research but the results are quite groundbreaking
by Big Sawse October 22, 2020
Get the Canadian Cornholemug. 1) caused by a lack of understanding of Chemistry
2) a state of extreme anger to the extent where words can not convey one's emotions
2) a state of extreme anger to the extent where words can not convey one's emotions
During their long winded debate over whether hydrogen is a chemical element, the muffin man blew a cornhole.
While working on his chemistry homework, Vladimir became so angry that he blew a cornhole.
While working on his chemistry homework, Vladimir became so angry that he blew a cornhole.
by Clicker # 6 May 7, 2011
Get the blew a cornholemug.