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Chris

doesn't have weed it's just a crayon
CHRIS IS THAT A WEED
no it's just a crayon
IM CALLING THE POLICE
911 whats your emergency
by wertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm October 9, 2020
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Chris

A selfish, lying, stubborn, cheating, stoner/skater boy who's parents dont want him. He thinks he's all that and a bag of chips. But in reality he's worth nothing. He cheats on every girl he dates. He insults peoples parents. He deals drugs. Looks like he has pubic hair growing on his head. Chris deserves nothing.
look chris cheated on his girlfriend...again
by Beauy August 20, 2020
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coming from a chris, you prolly got brown hair, brown eyes, tall, have lots of friends plus very social.
if you not a chris n you someone who tryna know them, go up to them and js go for it :)
person 1; wow chris is so cool
person 2; yeah you should go talk to him, maybe yall would be good friends
by CHRXS^! December 2, 2021
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he will tell u he loves u and mean everything. however he is also telling other girls this. he can be very loving but it is always to more than one person. do not fall for a chris he will fuck ur life over. he is worse than someone w their name beginning w a J x
chris: i love you so much and i am mad about u

also chris: *sends that to 10 other girls*
by sensitive hoe December 27, 2019
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Chris is one very gay boy, he’s a skinny legend and calles everyone “Dad”,
He is usually best friends with a Kate
Chris was caught drawing a pentagram in his maths copy again…
by Not_wonderful October 18, 2018
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A blonde dude who drops girls like a bomb
Chris is a legend
by Gogogogogoogle July 22, 2018
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In short, for Christian, Chris is an excellent person to be around, especially with a surname that starts with 'R,' which stands for Romantic. Rarely have 'F' as a middle name, which stands for Funny. Christian F---- R--------- will be the ideal human being in anyone's life. Especially ones with blue eyes and curly hair are almost extinct. So Please grab hold tight on them when you encounter one.
me: hahhhhh I think I am in love with his big blue eyessssssssssssss...... he is so romantic and funnyyyyyy............
friend A: OMG is his name Chris?
friend B: Dont tell me his surname starts with R and middle name with F?????????
me: Shut up!!!!!!! How do you guys know!!!!!!!
by KoreanHotPotato November 23, 2021
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