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cocktail blocking

Dragging your friend away from a guy to get cocktails, aka cock blocking him (or if your friend does like him you've just cocktail blocked her). Can also be used as a drinking game within a group of girls. The savior must buy the saved a drink.
"Got some drinks I'm cocktail blocking him from her"
by purple-monkies May 6, 2013
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Talk Blocking

When you set the mood with your significant other, and you're about to have sex, but they talk with you so long it kills the mood and your erection.
John dims the lights in his bedroom and sits close to Katherine.
John: Hey baby, you ready?
Katherine: I can't believe Mark cheated on Jessica....... Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa
John: °keeps a concerned face and pretends to listen to conversation. Overtime his penis turns into an inny
*The Next day
Bill: So how was your special day with Katherine
John: She was Talk Blocking me all night...
by Guessimist September 10, 2015
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mogul blocking

is a slang term for an action, intentional or not, that serves to prevent someone from reaching their full potential and goals to being well compensated. Such behavior is often motivated by greed, jealousy, competitiveness, or pettiness, although it is sometimes accidental. A mogulblocker is a person who engages in such obstruction usually for his/her own gain.
Hey if Bill's not slacking off on the clock, he's turning our customers to the competition! I've had it with his mogul blocking ass!

Dude if you don't like my merch, that's cool but why throw dirt on my name and block my mogul???

You: I'm getting peeled by my ex-wife and her lawyer!
Me: Wow what a mogulblocker!
by Airtight June 10, 2016
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Doc Blocking

When a patient with chronic illnesses/rare diseases are refused treatment or diagnostic services due to ignorant doctors.
I need IV infusions but my cardiologist is doc blocking me.
by eppiebreene May 19, 2016
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Eye Blocking

When you see a girl with real nice assets but her boyfriend blocks your view of her.
"Nigga You See That! Trent is Eye Blocking Me From Seeing His Girls's Ass.
by JackTheJobber March 8, 2017
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Booze Blocking

It is when someone is in the way by keeping you from being able to drink alcohol.
Kathy is really booze blocking me tonight.
by ImSoTriggered August 25, 2017
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aisle blocking

A selfish disregard for other passengers on a tube train, metro, tram or cable car.
Blocking the aisle at passers-by.
An inability to allow marriage amongst same sexes.
Not everybody is allowed up the aisle.
Quite obvious this church is "aisle blocking."
by gingerprawn May 3, 2018
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