bathroom lips

(noun)-directed towards someone sucks cock on a regular basis.

Lisa told me I had bedroom eyes, and I told her she had bathroom lips because she has herpes around her mouth.

by Joker321 May 25, 2008

bathroom stalemate

Much like in the game of chess, a bathroom stalemate is when two people are in a public restroom and neither wants to be the first to go, so both sit silently in their respective stalls as they wait for the other to leave, or for some loud noise to disguise their business.

1-I had to poop but found myself in a bathroom stalemate and had to wait for 20 minutes.
2- Stupid public bathrooms!

by TheRealIP September 26, 2013

Bathroom Play

Fetish that involves urine and faecal matter.

Since Armando and Lily was so keen to try new things sexually, they considered "Bathroom Play".

by BRAGGO December 22, 2018

bathroom fetish

When you’re sexually attracted to watching someone use the bathroom.

Dennis:(Looks over bathroom stall) Damn, you lookin fine.

Tyler: Tf bro. You got a bathroom fetish?
Dennis: Yeah bro

Tyler: Bro, miss me with that gay shit.

by OhNaNaWhatsMaName January 2, 2018

Bathroom Party

When you and a a couple of your close friends, sometimes more, drift away from the actual party to do 'other things'...aka drugs, in the bathroom. Therefor starting your own separate party in a small little fancy room next to some strangers toilet.

I mean you've got running water, nice lighting, rolled up 20's. That's enough for a nice little soiree

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*

Stranger: What the fuck is that banging noise coming from the bathroom?

Bathroom attendees: Don't worry, Bathroom Party, we're just nailing up picture frames *sniff* :D

by Link. November 23, 2010

Russian Bathroom

When communists from North Korea escape to Russia to borrow their bathrooms.

Danal: Where should we go?
Priest: Let’s go to the Russian Bathroom!

by Tuxedo Falcon October 23, 2019

bathroom sniping

When you're busy in the bathroom in the morning and leave for two seconds, only to find on your return that someone else has occupied the bathroom.

1. With 6 of us in the house and only 1 bathroom, we have multiple occurrences of bathroom sniping every morning.

2. "Dammit Jim! I'm sick of your bathroom sniping! I'm right in the middle of brushing my teeth."

by erusolo February 10, 2014