BallGoof

The cheesy goop that comes off your balls when you don't shower for weeks because you're fat and lazy and never get pussy

Man thats a lot of ballgoof i can make grilled cheese sandwich out of it

by BIGFATCHONGAS December 2, 2021

Balgonegalegonshkavoe

A person who lacks any academic education and boasts a concentrated amount of idiocy, hypocrisy, foolishness, and has small booba or peni size

Example 1:
Jerry: "damn the gta trilogy remaster was amazing and carried no flaws whatsoever"

Harold:"shut the fuck up you balgonegalegonshavoe, I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight"

Example 2:
Sherry:"damn maroon 5 make such good music, no other artist can match their expertise in lyrical meaning and singing

Steve:"please shut up you incessant balgonegalegonshkavoe"

Example 3
Paul:"damn ArrDee's version of flowers is so goo-"

Helana:"go back to school you balgonegalegonshkavoe

by Kaidice April 15, 2022

balanophage

Adjectif caractérisant une personne dont le régime alimentaire serait composé essentiellement de glands.
Aussi : bouffeur de glands

"j'repense à tous ces mecs bannis balanophages" - ZeratoR (Putaclic 68 - balanophages youtube)

by JDcPasMoi June 9, 2022

Ballgoggled

Getting hit in both eyes with testicles

He was playing basketball jumped up behind a player and got ballgoggled!

by Teabagged July 3, 2022

Blagoon

Fake it till you make it

“I’m ready to live that blagoon lifestyle until I make it”.

by Wahdodem July 5, 2023

Balaguear

Engañar o estafar a alguien

El vendedor me acaba de balaguear. No me dio mi cambio

by Alejandro Real August 11, 2024

Balaguer

(noun) A pussy as bitch who doesn't like having fun.

He doesn't want to go out tonight. He's pulling a balaguer.

by urbandictionrypro September 7, 2023