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Built like an accident report

(phrase)
Used to roast someone whose body, face, or general vibe looks like a catalog of unfortunate events. Suggests a person is so clumsily assembled or physically chaotic that their entire existence feels like the aftermath of a multi-car pileup, a bio-mechanical malfunction, or some kind of cosmic whoopsie.

It’s not just ugly — it’s structurally confusing, like something went wrong and no one ever fixed it.
“She not ugly, but she built like an accident report — multiple points of failure.”
• “Why his knees face outward like that? Bro built like an accident report.”
• “Face giving ‘incident occurred at approximately 4:17PM.’”
• “That fit plus that walk? Yeah, that’s an OSHA violation. Built like an accident report.”
by Urban zai June 10, 2025
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Deadass built like a

It's basically making fun of a dumbass who just walked in like bro, NO BITCHES?
Ngl, you deadass built like a insert *fnf song.mp3*
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built by gamers

A stupid YouTube channel made by two men who make fake podcast shorts talking about kids games.
Person 1:Oh, hey a new BBG vid came out.
Person 2:Whats that?
Person 1: Oh, Built by Gamers? Just a cool YouTube channel that makes videos on games.
Person 1:Oh, so they like review them?
Person 1:Uhh.. how about I just show you a popular video..
The video: TITLE:PINKS HORRIFIC BACKSTORY *starts talking about teeth.*
Person 1: That makes so much sense!
The video: But what about Boxy Boo? *Video ends.*
Person 2: This is brainrot. Kill yourself.
by stoplookingatme>:( December 5, 2023
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Built like a Bugle

A bugle is a crisp commonly sold in the UK and is cone shaped, it is a word that is used to insult the shape of someone’s head.
“Jay Woods is built like a bugle
by JaysonWould September 15, 2021
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bleach blonde bad built butch body

A comeback at Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene from Rep. Jasmine Crockett, that wonderfully explains the absolute dumbass that believes in jewish space lasers starting wildfires.
Rep. Crockett: “I’m just curious, just to better understand your ruling: If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody’s bleach blonde bad built butch body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?”
by QueenOfTheNight_ May 30, 2024
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Built different

by Band kid 42069 November 16, 2021
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Built Different

Grant Penman do be built different tho.
by Emily.grace November 30, 2020
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