When a situation calls for offering an even amount of things, but you make the mistake of offering an odd amount.
My friend Steve tried to join in on our footy game yesterday. He was only one player but in that moment we really needed two players. I told him he can't play because he came to us with an odd offering.
by Hash-money February 18, 2023
Get the Odd Offeringmug. A thriller novel by American writer Dean Koontz, published in 2003. The novel derives its title from the protagonist
In the beginning of the book, Odd Thomas is silently approached by the ghost of a young girl brutally raped and murdered, and through his unique ability to understand the dead, is psychically led to her killer, a former schoolmate named Harlo Landerson.
by SPrice1980 May 5, 2023
Get the Odd Thomasmug. by Bomboooccclllaaattt May 3, 2025
Get the Odd blokemug. Obsessive Dick Disorder.
A mental affliction commonly found in hoplophobes, causing an irrational need to constantly think about gun owners’ dicks. Advanced stages even lead to being unable to stop talking about the dicks of gun owners, in great detail. This condition can be alleviated through a daily dose of rational and critical thinking.
A mental affliction commonly found in hoplophobes, causing an irrational need to constantly think about gun owners’ dicks. Advanced stages even lead to being unable to stop talking about the dicks of gun owners, in great detail. This condition can be alleviated through a daily dose of rational and critical thinking.
Normal person: So I just bought a gun.
Hoplophobe: WOW I BET YOUR DICK IS TINY
Normal person: …What?
Hoplophobe: YOUR THROBBING COCK MUST BE SO SMALL I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT HOW TINY IT IS
Normal person: Have you been tested for ODD? You REALLY should…
Hoplophobe: WOW I BET YOUR DICK IS TINY
Normal person: …What?
Hoplophobe: YOUR THROBBING COCK MUST BE SO SMALL I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT HOW TINY IT IS
Normal person: Have you been tested for ODD? You REALLY should…
by GAWII January 20, 2024
Get the ODDmug. by Wizard of Odds April 25, 2023
Get the Wizard of Oddsmug. A reference from a creator of the TAYLOR SWIFT lyrical video , LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO.
YES, screw up both our lives as I had to take a space back in back of the cross during the bridge of the song (the official video)because we both FELL into your song in an ODD way and it kept saying this one word KARMA every time you viewed it which was in the copy of TAYLOR'S CHRISTIAN BIBLE. (this lyrical video was created in a SEXUAL CONTEXT as that is background) TATTOOS, ROOMS AND A KARMA SEX ACT.
YES, screw up both our lives as I had to take a space back in back of the cross during the bridge of the song (the official video)because we both FELL into your song in an ODD way and it kept saying this one word KARMA every time you viewed it which was in the copy of TAYLOR'S CHRISTIAN BIBLE. (this lyrical video was created in a SEXUAL CONTEXT as that is background) TATTOOS, ROOMS AND A KARMA SEX ACT.
Isn't that ODD when you put this word at the beginning of your video real ODD things began to happen.
by FECESRIMJOB March 22, 2021
Get the ODDmug. Oppositional Defiant Disorder.
It’s comorbid with ADHD, not a real real disorder, just thereapists want an official term to say that you’re a disobedient little shit.
It’s comorbid with ADHD, not a real real disorder, just thereapists want an official term to say that you’re a disobedient little shit.
I’m #ODDGang
by KingLance1337 February 20, 2024
Get the ODDmug.