fucking stupid little shit. jerks off dababy. has a gay haircut. always loves a good cock in his mouth. loves to shove sticks up his asshole. goes down to the velodrome to watch under 18 kids bike. his face looks like mike from monsters inc and talks like a fucking kid.
by therealairpodspro August 22, 2021

Archie has a long penis which used for penetrating harshly into the pussy usually used in such a vicious way the pussy bleeds severely
by Archie long penis November 22, 2021

archie but my definition is better than als bc im 20x better than al
used to tell archies that they are retarded and stuopid
used to tell archies that they are retarded and stuopid
by not ur mom or dad bc they left May 9, 2021

a horrible species who bullies his ex gfs for no apparent reason. smokes 40 on the daily and needs an enhaler to get up the stairs
archie is a dick
by donttalktome101 November 22, 2021

biggest cock in the world. he could stick it anywhere and no one would get mad because of the sheer girth of it alone.
by m.barts11 May 7, 2024

Sonic the hedgehog comics that are now discontinued under the Archie licensing.
Most sonic fans view back fondly on it despite its many issues with its writing, characters and honestly everything about it.
Quite the strangest piece of official sonic ever. All thanks to Ken penders
Most sonic fans view back fondly on it despite its many issues with its writing, characters and honestly everything about it.
Quite the strangest piece of official sonic ever. All thanks to Ken penders
“I loved the sonic Archie comics as a kid… read em again recently… I had forgotten the atrocities..”
by TheSwagsterr February 20, 2023
