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Allison is a girl who’s very loving and caring and she’s absolutely the best friend in the whole entire world. She deserves more love then she gets and I will do everything in my power to make her happy. <3
“Woah look at that babe named Allison! She’s so pretty!!”
allison by tayswifey March 29, 2021
a fucking sexy ass bitch who can fucking be hot as fuck because she so fucking awesome

i want to fuck allison.
me : allison is hot as fuck

you: i know, such big bobs and but
allison by idiotsociety May 15, 2021
(This is a joke) I am an Allison. Some words I would use to describe myself is: They am usually shy but they will open up to people when they get to know them. Dont get on their bad side. Can be mean. ALL boys fall for her but she wont fall for them. When she does fall she falls so hard its hard to get up. If you do manage to get her, dont let her go cause if you do youll regret it for the rest of your life. Youll be lucky to have her as a friend. She will make you smile when your around her. Dont be shy and get to know her. It wont be a mistake.
*This is Real*
My friends: Your so ugly
Me: ikr
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*Real*
Teacher: Write a slide show about yourself
Me: How are some ways to describe myself?
Teacher: Smart, talented, beautiful, artistic, funny
Me: Since when?
Teacher: Always
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Guy 1: Who was that? She was the hottest person Ive ever seen.
Guy 2: Bro you dont know her? Shes Allison.
Guy 1: Im gonna ask her out, bro.

Guy 3 : Don't bother, shes gonna be mine.
Guy 1: No man shes gonna be mine.
Guy 3: Well lets go over and see.
Guy 4: Lets hope you guys dont get rejected.
Guy 1: What do you mean
Guy 4: Havent heard? She already rejected half the school.
Allison by Rei Midoriya June 13, 2021
teenage girl with 2 friends

obsessed with Stray Kids
obsessed with Treasure

stans way too many k-pop groups

has a brother named Mark
has dogs
???: Have you seen Allison?
???: She's so basic
Allison by Strawberrology July 22, 2021
Enjoys being around a Triston
Like absolutely loves him and is rlly strong
Allison is SOOOO STRONG!!!
Allison by w1k1p3d1a July 29, 2021
All of the definitions I have seen are incorrect. So here is your much needed Allison slander. Allison is average height. Everyone likes her and she is a bitch. She is like Regina George if she was better at hiding her schemes and her real personality. Of course everyone needs to be on an Allison’s good side. Because she is not afraid to fight you either. She is a suck up to everyone around her. She makes pretty decent grades. So yeah stay on Allison’s good side. Also she is a secret lesbian.
“Omg I think I like Allison”
“What you don’t even know her?!”
Allison by Swaggyusername October 11, 2021