That one essay based student with a traumatic villain origin story that is either really straight or really fruity, probably the latter because the best ones tend to study English. They usually have a bunch of younger siblings and/or cousins they have to look after and explain stuff to, but they somehow still get killer grades and a shoutout in every assembly for giving off teacher vibes.
Eleni in my English class is an academic weapon.
Wait, nobody mentioned the academic weapon in assembly...did something happen?
Wait, nobody mentioned the academic weapon in assembly...did something happen?
by Little Nigel November 21, 2024
Get the Academic Weaponmug. Someone who soaks up information but never really understands it. Information is squeezed out at the end of term.
by Chase Stanley August 16, 2014
Get the academic spongemug. 1. A stupid middle-school class full of slightly below-average kids who really need time to do their homework not some long-ass explanation.
2. The nice word for "Sped School"
2. The nice word for "Sped School"
by KickTheChair77 January 17, 2018
Get the Academic Supportmug. Jerry: Holy shit Mark, you have an F in this class, you can't stay in honor roll.
Mark: Don't worry I'm an academic comeback specialist
Jerry: How is your grade after that exam?
Mark: Went from a 34% to an 81%, told you I'm an academic comeback master
Mark: Don't worry I'm an academic comeback specialist
Jerry: How is your grade after that exam?
Mark: Went from a 34% to an 81%, told you I'm an academic comeback master
by BigSmoke40 October 23, 2023
Get the Academic Comebackmug. when academic groups come in to do community outreach in an attempt to rescue or save impoverished communities however the work is considered lack luster or has not real value to the intended community only the value is perceived by the academics.
by goodlogophile December 20, 2022
Get the academic parachutingmug. An academic comeback refers to a student's significant improvement or recovery in their academic performance after a period of poor grades, struggles, or setbacks. It often involves renewed focus, better study habits, and overcoming obstacles such as failing grades, personal challenges, or academic probation.
After failing his first year of college, Jake made an impressive academic comeback by improving his study habits and earning straight A’s the following semester
by big veiny ahh dih February 17, 2025
Get the Academic Comebackmug. 1. Unnecessary or useless busy work from university requirements.
2. Work related to something useful but is too high in volume.
3. Useless "academic" or "journalistic" writings, such as:
"What pronouns for Pepper? A Critical Review of Gender/ing in Research" by Katie Seaborn.
"Why climate change is inherently racist" by Jeremy Williams
2. Work related to something useful but is too high in volume.
3. Useless "academic" or "journalistic" writings, such as:
"What pronouns for Pepper? A Critical Review of Gender/ing in Research" by Katie Seaborn.
"Why climate change is inherently racist" by Jeremy Williams
1. "Why are you in Mongolian throat singing? I thought you were an engineer; isn't that just academic sludge?" "The university requires five art credits to graduate."
2. "Bro, are you done with the homework for Chemistry? The Prof gave us an entire Packet with 50 questions!" "Yes, but at that point, it's just academic sludge."
3. "Did you finish annotating the English excerpt about racist mountain names?" "No, I'm not reading that academic sludge"
2. "Bro, are you done with the homework for Chemistry? The Prof gave us an entire Packet with 50 questions!" "Yes, but at that point, it's just academic sludge."
3. "Did you finish annotating the English excerpt about racist mountain names?" "No, I'm not reading that academic sludge"
by HelldiverDropPod February 16, 2025
Get the Academic Sludgemug.