"Duece"umpthing.

A discreet way to tell someone you have to take a shit. Pronounced "do sssomething"

I know we have to leave right now but first I have to "Duece"umpthing.

by Riorancho's best October 27, 2009

nicky duece

another word used for poop

Person #1: "I have to poop so bad"
Person #2: "Have fun dropping a nicky duece"

by germanshephard2222 November 21, 2020

dueces-wit-a-pinky

Your one uping someone when they tell you deuces.

when your ex-girlfirend/ boyfriend says " We should see other people DEUCES" and you say I saw this comin so i Allready seein my BaBy MoMma Yolanda "dueces-wit-a-pinky"

by Meet Cleaver December 30, 2010

rock duece

to say peace to someone.

yo im leavin rock duece.

by T.O.T. April 04, 2008

Duece Ferrari

A caffeine fueled stripper with a name that might be compensating for something

Welcome to the stage, DUECE FERRARI!!

by CSOPUS October 28, 2022

Straight pop a duece

To take a dump under 2 seconds without being on a toilet.

I forgot to pack toilet paper so i had to straight pop a duece in the middle of my hiking trip.

by JakeBobBill February 28, 2011

duece-uh-lingous

This is the female version of a blumpkin. This occurs when a woman drops a duece while sitting on a toilet seat and a man or woman gives her slow tropical head.

I had to beg my boo to give me a duece-uh-lingous before dinner.

by Wise1KnowsAll March 28, 2024