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Jonathan

Woah! That kid isn’t really small, he must be a Jonathan.
by Nartima October 16, 2019
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Jonathan

Loser who spams you with videos of Hitler saying nien because he’s disappointed in society yet has no life. His cool sidekick is mochi and together they will steal the moon.
Mochi: oh it’s jonathan he’s really cool y’know

Chase: Ugh jonathan 🙄 such an idiot

Mochi: you bitch 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Jonathan: nien nien nien
by Daddy Jason May 6, 2020
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Jonathan

A thoughtful, loving, intelligent, strong, family oriented, sweet, masculine, athletic, and caring man.
Jonathans are incredibly sexy, without flaunting it, charming, intriguing, enticing, classically handsome, well-mannered, have gorgeous eyes, a stunning smile, and are true gentlemen.

When a Jonathan cares about you, then never let them go, because it'll be the biggest mistake of your life.
They also are extremely loyal partners and friends.
They're honest to a fault, but life's so much better with them in it, then without them.
I can't imagine my life without knowing my Jonathan.
"That guy is as fine as hell... he definitely has to be a Jonathan."

"Wow! That guy was so polite. He must have been a Jonathan."
by Zana Bella February 4, 2021
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Jonathan

Oh shit! A Rat! Oi Jonathan- scatter, mate!
by Old French man May 28, 2019
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Jonathan

A species of giraffe commonly found in a trash can.
Damn that's one seriously large Jonathan right there.
by ASingleCookie June 2, 2018
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Jonathan

Me-are you high
Jonathan -am I what
Me-high
Jonathan -hello
by Bagelore September 1, 2019
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Jonathan

An amazing young ladd. Is cammonly married with women named Anessa
Damn jonathan you are great
by Ohyesman1203 June 19, 2018
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