Joey is an amazing guy to hang out with. He's a nice guy with permanent Jason Statham-Hairstyle. His taste of music is lit. He loves Sosa and going straight up. Joey is cooler than an cooler and also cooler than other guys, such as Johannes and Johann. A Joey knows how to be the best bro and is also an legendary dude.
If someone named Joey comes to you the shit is about to get real. A Joey is always 21 and an savage. If young Joey don't trust you, I'm gon' shoot you. It's Joey on the beat so it's not nice. I praise the Lord, then break the Joey.
by sneekonfleek April 06, 2020
by James Coppard June 19, 2005
either a baby kangaroo, or the an adorable person who is nice to everyone he meets. he makes me melt everytime i see him. girls want to be with him and guys want to be him. he will win your heart with only a wink, and he doesn't even know it. once he's in your life, there's no turning back. he will be stuck in your mind forever. many people are yet to meet a joey, and i pity them. joey is unforgettable.
"hey, that guy reminds me of a baby kangaroo!"
"yeah, i know, right? it's actually just joey."
"i think i love him"
"no, he just looked at you."
"yeah, i know, right? it's actually just joey."
"i think i love him"
"no, he just looked at you."
by lollipop lamoureux February 19, 2012
by H00chymama January 09, 2008
Joey is a faggot with foot fetish who spends his life playing fucking rocket league because he is gay and he is scared to kiss girls because he is a walking bacteria cell
by Stampeydude83 November 19, 2018
Slang for chewing tobacco. picture the tobacco as the baby "joey" kangaroo and you are the mother...you set the joey in the pouch between your lip and gums and enjoy its presence.
by Please Use December 30, 2010